I find it hilarious how men on here can't get a girlfriend and this is coming from someone who's legitimate hideous (facial deformity) and autistic, AND SHORT. I've started going out to concerts, and doing outdoor activities lately and it's crazy how some girls smile at me and approach me trying to start a conversation. Last night at a concert I saw this cute brunette and she kept trying to get close to me, and she made it so obvious, she kept getting closer and closer and wouldn't stop playing with her hair and glancing at me (always thought this was a meme) but she kept doing it over and over, at the end I just left but it cracked me up. I've noticed if a girl is alone and you're alone they're a lot more open to make the first move to start a conversation, unlike when they're with a group of friends.

thanks for trying to remoralise me but im already terminally prison gay

I agree, I've had luck pulling girls any time I'm social. Unfortunately I'm retarded and all I want to do is do boxing and do blacksmithing in my home shop. I don't go out anywhere

I don't want any bitch that behaves like that in public

>>81752219 (OP)
>getting mogged by a frogposter
Grim

>>81752219 (OP)
Don't lie to me. As a sea monkey whose face look like Jabba the Hutt. They won't even approach me if I was the only guy left on this planet

>>81752219 (OP)
If only robots weren't so retarded they'd realize this too
but they have to make excuses like muh black bill
buh muh ugly
buh muh hairloss
buh buh its not my fault!
buh muh jeans!!!!
DONT U UNDERSTAND MUH JEANS!!!!!
DA BLAG BILL SAYS MAH JEANS!!!

>>81752219 (OP)
>face deformity
Post lmao

>>81752219 (OP)
>who's legitimate hideous (facial deformity) and autistic, AND SHORT
Why do I never see guys like this with gfs irl?

>>81752338
Because OP is a larping faggot, as is tradition

>>81752219 (OP)
Women have their asses so up in their own ass holes i stopped giving a fuck about them long time ago. Why should i do a monkey dance for her for shitty sex and plenty of drama and feminist and political speeches nonstop? Lucky for me, im bisexual, i always fell for the bait of acting straight and jumping hoops to get a woman and raise a family to be normal. Some time ago when my grandpas died i gave the lgtb community an actual chance and it has been a new whole world for me. I dont have to jumo thru hoops, i dont have to play stupid mind games, i dont have to join stupid social groups, they are honest and open about how they feel and they just leave if they dont enjoy your company. Last night i met the second trans zoomette ive had romantic interest in and she is an amazing person. Shes not a retarded gender warrior, she didnt speak a single word about politics, she thanked me when i bought her a drink, we had sex and cuddled afterwards, she even fell asleep on my chest with zero shame or ranting about how the AC units are oppresive and shes not brainrotted by social media, she doesnt even buy the whole 69 genders bullshit, she only recognises men and women biological or not. I honestly feel bad for fully straight people because theres no escape for them, im 200% sure i dont want to go back to biological women, i never had troubles getting them, but god, they are demons walking on earth, theres literally zero reward about dealing with their bullshit. Even if you managed to marry and impregnate one, she will still leave you and make your life a nightmare

>>81752381
>I honestly feel bad for fully straight people
My life has been hell, you're not wrong

>facial deformity
And then its something like a badass scar over his eye

>>81752320
>>81752349
No larp. I look like freddy krueger not even kidding.

>>81752432
Knew it. You have a badass burn scar that makes you look like the hound or prince zuko

I'm in the same situation, OP but I'm severely mentally ill and I worry more about the *finances* of having a gf
they're pretty fucking expensive, believe it or not

i'm not afraid of rejection, i'm afraid of acceptance

>>81752454
We should disfigure ourselves

>>81752477
I really want to

>>81752219 (OP)
>I find it hilarious how men on here can't get a girlfriend
easy when you are poor and insane

>>81752477
I want to cut my manboobs off because I can't afford surgery but I imagine having to explain why my chest is scarred like a tranny or why I don't have any nipples to a woman that sees me with my shirt off would be awkward as hell.

>>81752219 (OP)
So is it really all just in our heads?

>>81752219 (OP)
>started going to concerts and getting eyes by random women
What are things that dont happen? Alex.