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okay i dont have daddy issues or whatever but lately i've only felt any sort of attraction for men above the age of 30 (late 30s specifically) with grey hair and cute eyes. whats wrong with me. i cant date guys my age cause i find them too young, but for any older guy to want a girl my age would be creepy of them. wtf do i do
Eat your cheating girlfriends pussy tonight. Taste a weird rancid cream flavor. Have a cold pint in your hotel room alone while wondering who is fucking her at 4 AM. Think about how some guy is taking her places shes never been. Wonder why she hates you when she has nothing in common with you. Try not to imagine her getting turned inside out like the steak you ordered rare instead of medium rare for some reason. Wonder why her pussy smells like oysters. Google your girlfriend. Do it 299 more times. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with what google says your girlfriend is doing with other men, but tie the noose anyway. Choke slowly. Tip over the nightstand as you flail. Check the tightness of the knot by dropping harder. Check yourself out. Meanwhile shes enjoying the ride." Anthony Bourdain
>>81752361 (OP)I'd consider dating you but I'm a broke loser so it probably wouldn't work out.
>>81752388no broke men allowed sorry
>>81752413post credit card front and back
>>81752361 (OP)You may want to say your age anon. I've had a lot of chemistry with younger women but I feel awkward about the age difference sometime. They are mind-scorchingly attractive though. It's hard stop thinking about them once you notice chemistry is there. A little disconcerting even.
>>81752427Then GTFO, OnlySimps slut.
>>81752447i'm 18, and yeah i agree with u. no fatties or balding dudes tho. self respect is still needed
>>81752481A literal teenager is pushing it. I felt weird even with a 22yo. 25+ is fair game for sure though
>>81752481I'm old enough to be your father, I don't think I can handle that.
>>81752579yeah i understand, i respect that more than creepy old guys who exclusively date girls my age
>>81752633geez dont threaten me with a good time
>>81752361 (OP)Early 30s, gainfully employed but not making a lot of money yet. Paying a mortgage. In a few years I will have licenses that will make my work worth a lot more money and I will be pretty well off. So I'm about 6 or 7 years from being the older man of your dreams. Why not get in at the ground floor? It'll be less creepy if we've already been together for years when I hit your sweet spot.
God he looks so much like my uncle only my uncle has a shorter face. We greek btw
>>81752668hmm interesting. do you resemble:
a) anthony bourdain
b) jeffrey dean morgan
c) jon bernthal
d) leonard cohen
e) none of the above
>>81752361 (OP)I had this problem when I was young because didn't talk to a lot of people.
Get a crush on a fictional character thats your age. This works. Extra steps are get a character that's an adult but also has a younger (teen) version of themselves and eventually you will wean yourself off the adult version and onto the teen version
Good luck
>>81752678i need ur uncle like right now
>>81752700The celebrity comparison I get the most is ed sheeran
>>81752700not that anon but I'm a hybrid of Robert Pattinson and Christian Bale
>>81752743american psycho christian bale or anorexic twink christian bale?
>>81752743You are a fucking liar because no man that looks like a hybrid of christian bale and Robert Pattinson would be on 4chan
>>81752714Lol I hear you but he married also can't dox myselfff
>>81752753anorexic twink version obviously
>>81752757women still hate you if you can't hold a job unless you become a drug dealer
Don't give a shit about your thread, but Anthony Bourdain was an anti white kike that's getting raped by niggers in hell.
>>81752361 (OP)TFW I'm late 30s and still an incel. I'd be lucky to even get pussy from the 'daddy phase'.
