you ever Hagmaxx?

>>81753746 (OP)
That's a hag?

>>81753746 (OP)
Was friends with benefits with a 31 year old recently divorced woman when I was 21. Not really a hag but it's a decent age gap. Got super lucky meeting her on Bumble back when I was desperate swiping for pussy. The year we spent together turned me from barely being able to find the clit to being a well-experienced fucker, so I'll always be grateful to her for making me a better man.

I impregnated my Fleshlight three times since I woke up and I have never had sex.

>>81753768
whats she doing now?

>>81753746 (OP)
>you ever Hagmaxx?
id haggmaxx for an asian they seem to hold up for a long time

Time to add hagmaxx to the filter, thanks anon

>>81753786
Idk. We both moved to separate cities and didn't continue contacting one another. She probably got remarried to some loser after I beat it up sloppy style.

>>81753746 (OP)
I did when i was 20 something with a 50 something woman. Endless sex was cool and she used to cook for me and buy me stuff, but she catched feelings and turned psycho. Would not recommend

>>81753746 (OP)
only east asians should be hagmaxxed. never westoid crackkka bitches.

>>81753793
>Time to add hagmaxx to the filter, thanks anon
no problem

>>81753793
You ever.... fagmaxx? lol lmao

>>81753746 (OP)
talines on tits look so horrible, free the nipple unironically

>>81753746 (OP)
idk i got something for rich MILFs
can they adopt an asian boy like me

>>81753746 (OP)
>you ever Hagmaxx?
I very much want to; but they won't fuck me either.
Would love pounding an older woman, who is safe to creampie, over and over.

>>81753746 (OP)
Married my mom's best friend. Caused my family to disown me lol

>>81753980
>Married my mom's best friend. Caused my family to disown me lol
Incredibly based.

>>81753746 (OP)
I don't want to get reject by a hag. Cause I know she won't date a sea monkey

>>81753746 (OP)
I wanted to try but then the husband wanted to tag along