I was an alconological before I ever took a fucking drink.

The best thing. Could have saved my life. Could have ruined it..? Made it better.

Cheers, I guess.

>>81753945 (OP)
>drunk at 5am on a Tuesday
unless you're Australian, but even then its still 7pm on a Tuesday
whats got you down, cunt?

>>81753945 (OP)
Are you a classy drunk who keeps a home bar or are you a sloppy drunk who drinks the exact same liquor every time and never mixes cocktails?

>>81753958
I dribk whatever i can goddamn afford.
good shit on sale this week, $13 for some real GOOD vodka.
this id what life is about

>>81753958
Im married to a bottle of absinthe and the only reason I dont wake up in a random field every afternoon like I used to is because I moved back in with my parents.

makes it even fucking funnier my phone autocorrected alcoholic so fucking hard i ruined the OP

that's another shot lmfao

>>81753973
>absinthe
I ain't there yet anon but... enjoy ur fuckin night... life's hard for all of us

need 300 more posts of anons barely making sense desu..

drink harder r9k

>>81753993
Absinthe really isn't worse than drinking vodka or whiskey. It was nice in college when people were impressed by me drinking it but now it's just fucking annoying how people judge me for enjoying it now that Im a sad lonely old man (mid 20s). The parts of my life that are pathetic have nothing to do with me drinking absinthe.

>>81754032
nananana
its all about having a good time

no matter the abv or flavour just have a good time okay?

>>81754040
I appreciate it. I wish I could have a better time but the best I can do now is nursing a bottle of something hard while I play vidya in my mother's attic. I've lived a better life than most but now circumstance has forced me into becoming the archetypal 4chan loser.

>>81753968
>I drink whatever I can afford
Lame. Behold the home bar, poorfag. I can make nearly any cocktail in the world; there's even more in other cabinets and refrigerators.

>>81754066
I'm sorry champ
i still enjoy vodka
don't hate me for having a good time eh

>>81754079
I used to gulp down half a bottle of absolut or the local swill each morn before I'd even rolled out of bed. Been looking for a good brand of late. What are you drinking?

Feels bad, anons.
I'm taking a dry July (and living on cheap snacks) to help save money. Need to buy a new laptop soon.
I'll be glad to start getting my cases of beer in 26 days. Might even celebrate with a bottle of whiskey on the 1st.
May keep the cheap snacks going for another month of savings, but fuck going without booze longer than one month.
Had a chance to meet my friend in a pub, but he switched the location. Thought I might have gotten at least a single pint this month.
TFW too poor to drink enough booze to give myself liver damage and basically kms.

>>81754113
what you want me to say?

sorry ur 30 years ahead of me???

sorry ig

there's always a little more...

>>81754150
Sorry didnt mean to come off like an asshole. Just wondering what sort vodka you're enjoying.

>>81754167
it's some shit, man
Whatever i could buy