would you date a party girl, /r9k/?
you gotta man up

>>81755984 (OP)
party girls are made for pump-n-dumps, sorry
know the exact kinda girl and she has a bf - she claims she wants to marry him but she treats him like a side piece, poor bastard

>>81755984 (OP)
My answer to this type of thread will always be, 'Do they want a sea monkey like me?'

>>81755984 (OP)
Didn't that stupid bitch false accuse her boyfriend of rape or something? Kek.

>>81755984 (OP)
>date

I want to go back to a time where you would make port, spend the evening at the local brothel getting fucked up with a girl like this, and then forget all about her existence once you're underway again

They were never meant to be coexisted with, only visited

>>81756082
>pic
y'know, it never occured to me that pirates from the Golden Age of Piracy would've captured or met a Jew
i know the Jews owned the slave ships and the pirates would free them, but I wonder if the pirates ever met a Jew face-to-face

>>81755984 (OP)
Of course! I'd immediately marry one

>>81756108
There were pirate jews, apparently. Lmao. Imagine the sort of pirate names they had

>Moshe the unforgiving
>Joseph, who parts limbs
>Deadeye David
>Samuel, shiver-me-shylock

>>81756196
Red-Kippah

>>81756196
>kept kosher food on board
>functioning synagogue on board
thats actually pretty fucking based
piracy with a religious undertone under it, revenge against the Spanish lol

>>81755984 (OP)
No.
>you gotta man up
Date with girls don't make you man up.

>>81756389
>losers together forever
sounds good in theory but horrible in practice
imagine having kids and she feeds them frozen nuggets for breakfast
and even w/o kids in the equation, you guys just gonna live in filth?

I did once and to no one's surprise, she was a whore.