Anyone else envy the 4chan basement dweller lifestyle? - /r9k/ (#81756476) [Archived: 579 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:01:53 PM No.81756476
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I've always envisioned the life of some white American guy who's been chilling in his Moms basement since his early teen years and has kinda just been doing his own thing since. He's a pretty chill and mellow dude, late 20's, maybe drives a forklift or something for work, kind of just been working at warehouses part-time since graduating High School. Has a stocky build, goes to the gym whenever he can but isn't super religious about it. He owns the latest gaming gadgets like the PS5, the Switch (hacked) and a mid-end gaming PC. Isn't super gungho about it though, just owns the games and series he likes. He mods most of his systems anyways and revisits old retro games every now and then. Is not a consoomer at all, mostly just shitposts on /v/, /fit/, sometimes /biz/ and /g/, and has the free time to do so and browses the latest news on tech, health and business. He's got a cozy bedroom layout with a decade old couch and lots of comforters and carpets laying around. Again isn't a consoomer so rarely if any merch, maybe has a really vanilla poster about birds or some shit. Outside of his gaming rigs he doesn't live an extravagant lifestyle and doesn't pay rent, so he's got a shit ton of savings. Invests for his retirement and is gonna inherit the home anyways. Doesn't care much for girls and meditates every now and then, mostly just goons.

As a kid I've always been so enthralled about that lifestyle and I'm envious when I come across witty anons who offer advice and is an avid shitposter because they probably live like above and are big chilling for life.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:08:42 PM No.81756539
>>81756476 (OP)
the posing habits seem eerily familiar
although nothing else does, wont inherit anything, not living in basement, not job, def not job since hs, and so on