Thread 81758701

I have to take a blood test today and i am probably going to end up passing out and making a fool of myself

>>81758701 (OP)
>I have to take a blood test today
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>>81758701 (OP)
Just close you eyes and turn your face away. Dont open your eyes until the nurse tells you it is over, it works for me.

>>81758701 (OP)
look at the nurse's tits and get an erection, focus on it and you wont pass out
my dad taught me this trick

>>81758822
>passes out with an erection while getting blood drawn

>>81758865
>wakes up 2 minutes later with the nurse's number in your breast pocket

>>81758701 (OP)
it's going to be okay anon don't you worry!
I'm sending you my good luck ! (>^-^)>~~~~~~~ *zap*

>>81758701 (OP)
>lust provoking image
Hggjyg

>>81758701 (OP)
Just look closely at the needle while it's going into your arm and you'll be fine. This sounds stupid but works.

>>81758701 (OP)
Drink a can of coke before
Or is it after
I forget

>>81758701 (OP)
>making a fool of myself
Nigga your whole life have been you making a fool of yourself, you should kill urself.

>>81759843
after unless you wanna dehydrate yourself.
>>81758701 (OP)
OP drink literally gallons of water and eat some iron rich foods prior to the next time you get one

>>81759843
It's a fasting blood test

>>81759828
Id faint the very moment the needle pierces through. I am not even scared, just uncomfortable, but for some reason I always pass out the moment I see the flood flowing out of my arm.