Thread 81763195 - /r9k/ [Archived: 568 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:23:36 AM No.81763195
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>decide to go on a fast to lose weight
>day 2
>raging headache
>look it up online
>need to take salt, sodium and magnisium
>I do
>helps a little but my headache won't go away
>drink some more tea in case its caffiene withdrawel
>its not
>fuck it
>start eating food
>again slight improvement but still there
>suddenly realize
>drink some beer
>instantly cured in 5 minutes
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:32:21 AM No.81763258
>>81763195 (OP)
you know beer has calories right
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:33:11 AM No.81763265
>>81763258
Yeah but I had already given up on the fast an hour before and still had a headache.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:54:09 AM No.81763410
>>81763195 (OP) Beer has estrogenic properties to it. You're going to give yourself man tits. You'll lose the weight and become a skinny-fat s-0-y boy.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:50:45 AM No.81763811
How can someone become an alcoholic? The after effects of alcohol are so disgusting, I just can't deal with them.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:59:15 AM No.81763870
>>81763811
Thats the strange thing. I'm not even that big of an alcoholic. Like I'll have 2-4 shots of liquor or equivalent every other day, maybe like 4-5 times a week. I never get hangovers from that. On the weekend I occasionally take it up to 8 shots. Even then I only get hang overs if I forget to drink a ton of water before bed.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:20:57 AM No.81763985
>>81763870
Nigga you an alcoholic.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:23:56 AM No.81764000
>>81763870
Bro if you drink every day or even every other day that's a lot. Even every weekend is a lot.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:29:08 AM No.81764035
I attribute my good health to my bottle a day of red wine. The rare times I get sick I nhop eating so that my body can heal and I just drink red wine, more than usual. When not sick I basically do the exact opposite of what is healthy. Lots of red meats, avoid processed foods.
It's seems too easy, but it's quite simply a matter of doing the exact opposite of what they say. I think it is some kind of code. If they truly intended to hurt all people they would not use such an obvious and easy pattern to detect.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:33:53 AM No.81764065
>>81763870
Bro... liquor EVERY OTHER DAY is alcoholism. Most people only drink once a week, if that, and not always liquor