What are blowjobs actually like, for men and women?

>>81763604 (OP)
It feels like sucking on a fleshy meat stick like a veiny hot dog. It gets incredibly wet and sloppy quickly (which depending on the person makes it either even hotter or gross). The cum gently spurts into your mouth like how when you accidentally squeeze the juice box and it shoots out juice a couple times, the cum is slimy and tastes bland-ish, like shitty fettucini alfredo, though apparently it can taste fruity if you eat a lot of fruit.

For the woman (or bottom if gay) most of the appeal of sucking dick is the submission and psychological aspect. The whole ritual of getting on your knees and putting someone's most sensitive part in your mouth and then lewdly sucking it to make them feel good, then when they moan and shake it activates like an almost maternal instinct where you want to do it more to make them feel good, like you get off on their reaction because it's cute and hot.

If done too long it can tire out your jaw and it will get sore. My first time I lasted 4 hours sucking a dick because he had death grip. I was perfectly happy to do it but it sucked afterwards (no pun intended)

>>81763604 (OP)
I've always found the exchange uncomfortable. I mean, it feels good but it's also really silly and I get the urge to say "hello down there!"

>>81763604 (OP)
>for men
intense warmth and suction feeling on your dick, it's really nice
watching her do it is really hot, best part is when she pulls it out and slaps it on her tongue, or if she starts talking with it still halfway in her mouth
Sometimes she gags or coughs and I feel really bad about that, it is a mood killer when that happens
Another bad thing about it is that there isn't much to touch except running your hand through her hair, or if you're positioned right then you can very awkwardly cup her breast with your hand, but intercourse is way more satisfying for touch

Best orgasm in my life has been from a blowjob. I am not a "moaner" but I literally could not stop myself from moaning like a ghost when I came, it genuinely felt like I was having energy sucked out of my body, it was so good

>for men
It's great.

>t. male dick sucking champion

>>81763604 (OP)
Meh, it's OK but I don't get it when guys rave about BJs. I prefer to stick it in the pussy.

>>81763762
My med's kicked in while reading this. I hate it so much

>>81763604 (OP)
Sucking dick is terrible. You're on your knees for 15 minutes just waiting for it to be over so you can do something else

>t.gay man

>>81764114
Why, what's wrong with it? Why did your meds kick in while reading about sucking dick of all things?

>>81764244
I made a complex of supplements That put me in a constant state of euphoria throughout the day I slept into these deep States of head numbing pleasure where It's really difficult for me to move from where I am and I found that in these times I can use things like subliminals to help me imprint directly in my subconscious but I also found that it's really dangerous because I'm reading something when I sleep in the United States I end up getting stuck there reading it and it gets associated with the pleasure that I'm feeling at that time and imprinted into my head.

This is by far the worst one and I want to throw up

>>81764680
Forgive the mistyping. Voice to text sucks balls

I hate it so much. It felt like I was sucking cock

>>81764680
Excuse me, what?
What the fuck did I just read.

Also why the fuck do you have a script scraping 4chan to autoread you greentexts to goon to while you sleep, are you fucking retarded? Couldn't you at least download novel erotica like a normal person?

Please tell me this is a larp.

>>81764709
Idk what your asking.

Your second paragraph I don't do any of that.

When I set asleep I mean the waking subconscious state I slip into.

>>81764720
"subconscious"
you mean alpha wave brain activity on the encephalograph?

I still don't understand half the shit you said it sounds like something someone said while high as fuck on wax.

Did you read too much Mesmer and do some hypnosis shit or something? Read less Mesmer and more Freud.

it is a more complicated shape than angle for your dick then the fourth vagina

they are a drag, either too much teeth or stuff like that but they think they are the bj queen, because guys before never had the heart to tell her she sucks

>>81764745
Read 10 more times and it will become clear

>>81763604 (OP)
I don't know but I would like someone to give my sea monkey penis a bj

Disgusting. I tried it once and I will never give my bf another one. I did not like the sensation in my mouth when I out his dick in. I did not like the taste. I did not enjoy sucking on it. I did not enjoy licking on it. Etc.

>>81764680
what's the mixture of supplements?

>>81765279
If he had a spine he would dump you.

I don't think I could ever get one because when fully erect my dick can't even stay at a 90 degree angle, so I'd have to push it down but it hurts.