>Alright alright faggot, you win. You get one wish. Your deepest, greatest desire. No jewish tricks this time, no monkey's paw. One thing.
>Only one rule: You cannot stop free will.

What do you wish for?

a beer, 12% alc content

>>81772221 (OP)
25 million bucks, Uncle Jeff.

>>81772221 (OP)
I wish twinkdeath didn't exist

>>81772221 (OP)
Women gone.

I WISH TO BE A QUINTILLIONAIRE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

to be free of my genetic disease and live life again

>>81772221 (OP)
I wish I never was.

>>81772221 (OP)
I wish sea monkey gets a beautiful wife whom share a deep affection forever

>>81772221 (OP)
For you to stand a little out of my sun, Jeff.

>>81772221 (OP)
I wish to have the powers of god without the mega brain

>>81772492
5 USD in Zimbabwe's currency arrives in your bank account

>>81772221 (OP)
>Total Simp Deat-ACK!

>>81772221 (OP)
Access to the Owen Hart death video from the WWE vaults.

Timelines of everyone's lives thus far I can alter similar to that of the radiant historia

>>81772465
real, so real

>>81772221 (OP)
Pic related as my wife

restart my life with my current memories with all the same circumstances except this time im a very cute girl

>>81772221 (OP)
Total robot death, go

I want every FBI document related to the Aryan Republican Army to be fully unredacted so I can embrace yet another of my autistic fixations.