Thread 81777761 - /r9k/ [Archived: 439 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:52:20 PM No.81777761
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Why do you robots always seethe about getting no foids yet you could literally fuck each other in the butt and get laid

being a moid buttslut is the way to go anons, stop chasing foids when you can have moids..
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:02:31 PM No.81777832
>>81777761 (OP)
>moid buttslut
if everyone's a bottom, then who's going to top?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:14:10 PM No.81777904
>>81777832

me, i'll top ur beautiful butts teheh
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:15:54 PM No.81777913
>>81777761 (OP)
I have a decent butt otherwise im too manish and robots only like feminine women looking femboys
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:58:42 PM No.81778625
>>81777913
POSTTTTT ITTT RNNNN MOID I NEED MOIDBUTT
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:01:07 PM No.81778647
>>81778625
No i'm not a slut sorry
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:02:34 PM No.81778661
i feel like you can only make this thread so many times
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:13:12 PM No.81778743
>>81778647

yea u are u lying bitch
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:17:32 PM No.81778772
>>81778743
My ass is plump and round from doing squats no u wont see it especially not in public here :c
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:05:23 PM No.81779125
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>>81778772

Can you really get a plump ass from doing squats? How many do you do and how many times a day?

Are you on a diet?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:18:20 PM No.81779200
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>>81779125
>Can you really get a plump ass from doing squats?
Yes but i was chubby as a kid and lost a lot of weight so that apparently helps with calves and glutes (???) idk. I work legs once a week but i also do steep walks, i usually do barbell squats (used to go heavy but almost kms once under 400lbs) + front squats + bulgarian bag walking lunges + zercher squats, but on back day i also do RDLs which help tone the back part of your legs and you lower back/posterior.
>Are you on a diet?
Currently no i just eat whatever my family makes, i'll be cutting weight soon, once i get paid i'll have money to buy supplements and better food
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:24:46 PM No.81779254
>>81779200

I think I understand but how you name the squats makes me nawt understand at the same time desu
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:28:56 PM No.81779288
>>81779254
Oops sorry for dumping my /fit/ autism all at once, it's just how you position the bar on your back or wrists or arms etc some make ur legs in their entirety grow bigger some only grow ur ass :c
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:30:13 PM No.81779299
>>81779288

desu I just want a bigger ass if I was gonna commit to doing some squats
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:32:09 PM No.81779313
>>81777761 (OP)
shut up homo, we're recriminalising your perversions once we seize power
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:38:43 PM No.81779361
>>81777761 (OP)
How are there way more gays than straight rapists?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:42:50 PM No.81779388
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>>81779299
Yea but that would look weird if u have a huge butt but no legs so it's preferable to work out ur entire body also u could have spine issues if some muscles are underdeveloped
(Dont tell jannies) https://litter.catbox.moe/4mlm7lh7yhw698vs.jpg
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:05:37 PM No.81779528
>>81779388

omg I need a regiment how do I know what exercises to do den?

>t bedrotting slim twink that never exercises
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:07:32 PM No.81779540
>>81777761 (OP)
the only moid's butt i would fuck is a trans moid's and it would be in his gutt (girl butt aka pussy)
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:08:02 PM No.81779546
>>81777761 (OP)
shut up we all know youre just a larping foid
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:21:03 PM No.81779623
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>>81779528
Are you an absolute beginner and dont really want to go to the gym ? (if not and you're fine with going to a gym u could just do the exercises i listed before + hip thrusts)
If yes you can train at home with bodyweight squats (squat without nothing) but you'll need a lot of volume if you want growth. Like 40-50 squats, 20 squats per set, rest then 20, then 10 with a pause at the bottom, do it maybe day in day out or every 24 hours if you're not sore. Go easy on yourself on your first few times drink water and remember to stretch before and after.
Then after a week or two add lunges alongside the squats but split them into 10-10-10.. reps and add 5 each time. Then u can start doing them weighted with any 10lbs object u have at home
This is just a blueprint cuz when you're a beginner almost ANY program will work, if you find it too monotone you can look up any exercise regiment on youtube and you'd be fine but you'll need to add weights later.
Btw sprinting helps a lot with growing ur butt, just do 50m back and forth at full speed, rest then try again 4-5 times. If you cant then walking/hiking on steep terrain helps too with ur glutes.

My only advice would be to not overeat or ull just turn into a blob, slowly add calories into ur daily intake and make sure it's quality food
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:29:53 PM No.81779678
>>81779623
Wow i write a lot lol
Tl;dr do whatever seems fun to you for a few weeks/months and experiment but later try to have an actual program/regiment schedule with the exercises you picked up
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:37:56 PM No.81780871
>>81777761 (OP)
we don't have a "turn gay switch" in our brain like seemingly every foid in existence does
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:31:24 PM No.81781441
>>81779623

Thx anon, i'll think about all tis more seriously tehe
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:58:30 PM No.81781685
>>81777761 (OP)
I wish I could and I genuinely tried for a long time but I couldn't like it no matter what, I'm hardwired to like women
I go to r9gay and I talk to my gay friend and I'm jealous but I'm repulsed by gay sex
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:34:57 AM No.81782791
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>>81777761 (OP)
Being gay would be so much easier if men looked like that or like pic rel. Unfortunately we're hairy, bearded and ugly.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:47:41 AM No.81783614
>>81779388
repost it pls i didn't see it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:51:45 AM No.81783642
>>81782791

its your fault your fat and bearded desu
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:51:55 AM No.81784180
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>>81783642
I'm not fat and even after shaving I'm still balding and otherwise not cute.
If gay men looked like this, I would join them in a heartbeat, but unfortunately they look like gay men and for that reason I'll just masturbate in my room.