do you have a secret you wish you could tell someone but can't?

>>81779090 (OP)
none whatsoever
i dont really lead an interesting life

i want people to do the dick dastardly thing and enjoy it. shhhhh

I stick needles in my veins to see the blood, for fun
I used to be afraid of needles so it feels like an achievement but for obvious reasons I can't tell anyone about it

>>81779090 (OP)
while time traveling, i lost my flying car and am stuck in the year of 2025. this is my secret.

my boss doesn't know that i'm actually a capybara

>>81779308
no way a cababara :0