>facefucking robot who thinks im a living god and "Chad" (i had gfs before and he never will) and making him worship my cock

>>81781896 (OP)
Stop larping and go clean your room

>>81781925
I sleep in a hall currently accross from another living room, my "room" is always squeaky clean :3 i'll help you clean your room if you want tho loser

>>81781896 (OP)
*bites down on your cock*

>>81781896 (OP)
My fetish is making Chad lick my hairy neet asshole

>>81781896 (OP)
i have never needed anything more in my life

>>81782517
Hot, how often do you shower ? I smell like peaches rn
>>81782360
Even hotter unless it's an actual autistic full force bite

I want you to shoot that sticky boysyrup down my throat.

>>81782537
>Hot, how often do you shower ? I smell like peaches rn
Every 2-3 days. I smell like sweat

>>81782571
Huh, do you live somewhere humid or are you a fat fuck or you just dont know how to scrub ? Smelling in 2 days is a bad sign, but well as long as i get to spread your hole open and take a good whiff of your virgin scent
>>81782540
Picrel

>>81782537
hard enough to make you go ACK and have to dial 8 for life

>>81782597
Yep, it's hot as fuck, I'm hairy and just sweat a lot. Also skinny fat but workout a bit. I smell musky after a couple hours. I like the idea of "Chad" trying so hard to be Chad just to suck my cock and sniff my ass while I don't give a fuck. I like a good slut with a good mouth, and I'm not making myself nice when these faggots are just dirty sluts for cock deep down.

>>81782621
That's fine, i'll leave my sword in the battlefield if that's what it takes to stab you once
>>81782631
Well i dont really like sucking cock, i just want toxic robot fumes to get hooked on and convert me to be completely gay

>>81782665
>Well i dont really like sucking cock
Well I don't really care, your mouth is probably too small anyway to suck my cock properly. You're probably useless and I'd just have to hold your head and jerk off onto it.

>>81782597
>Picrel
I'm going insane. I hate that I am too pussy to actually meet one of you guys and have you absolutely destroy my mouth.

>>81782665
would you really sacrifice your smelly moidrod just to violate my mussy

>>81782693
How hung are you you're making it sound like you have a gigantic schlong
>>81782718
i would sacrifice my moidvaries too as long as i get you mouthpreggo
>>81782717
You're doing it wrong stupid sperg
Just play it off as a friendly meetup, you're probably faggy looking enough for me to go down on you without the need of some cue or sign from you

>>81782797
>How hung are you you're making it sound like you have a gigantic schlong
Almost 8" (real measurement from the bone), and the head is 6.25" around with a 5.75" shaft. I know you'd struggle so not even worth you trying honestly.

>>81782873
That's small :P

>>81782896
Nah, it's not, it's definitely big since I'm not lying.

You know thinking about it I'd totally be some sissy bitch for a loser /r9k/ virgin, but I'd absolutely want to dominate and turn Chad into a slave

>>81783624
The furthest id go with a guy from here is a pity blowjob or 69

>>81783624
what about a guy with a chad body who's also a virgin and autistic

>>81783664
It depends if you're more of a Chad or not. I guess relative to me if you mog me I'd want to force you into being a bitch for me. Just something about dominating someone superior to you! Also including someone who has a nice job and stuff. So hot to make someone who would be well respected or have women throw themselves at him into a cock sucking slut.

>>81783664
People who say this are usually mediocre looking so no thanks, chad never calls himself chad and autists are unreliable due to face blindness

>>81783685
>I guess relative to me if you mog me I'd want to force you into being a bitch for me. Just something about dominating someone superior to you!
I agree lol well from the opposite perspective anyways. there's something very hot about being dominated and turned into a bitch by someone that normally wouldn't. women do actually approach me from time to time and then get turned off by the autism, like we'd still be friends but they no longer wanted to date lul

I wish I could get throatfucked, there is just something hot about someone being turned on enough to do that, I don't think very many guys would find me attractive like that though.