Thread 81782853

Where were you when the wood got axed?

Questions of the Thread:
>Your Type
>Your Performance when singing in the shower?
>Your Favorite Snacks?
>Do you keep Notes, a calendar, a daily agenda, or a journal?
>Your Favorite Video Game or Movie Character could they beat up my favorite character in a fight?
>Imagine a world where anyone with a Judgement typing exploded when the differentiated and so only Perceiving types were able to make it past puberty. What kind of Job would you have?

Anons Guide to Jungian Typology:
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT

MBTI/Jungian test:
https://sakinorva.net/functions

Explanations of functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions

Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

Syntax of Love:
https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html

Myers Briggs Files:
https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs

>Previously
>>81751884

Oops, you forgot Patchy's Link's OP
Easy Rundown on C.G. Jung's Depth Psychology
https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP

I generated this mbti meme using ai! ^_^

>>81782853 (OP)
>Your Type
Entp
>Your Performance when singing in the shower?
7.5/10 or more because I am a great singer
>Your Favorite Snacks?
sweet and salty type shit
>Do you keep Notes, a calendar, a daily agenda, or a journal?
Fuck no dude I gotta use the calendar at my job (I am a very smart scientist and have to share instruments with other very smart scientists) but otherwise I play that shit by ear
>Your Favorite Video Game or Movie Character could they beat up my favorite character in a fight?
I don't know who your favorite character is and to be honest I don't really know who mine is either but... Almost certainly, yes
>Imagine a world where anyone with a Judgement typing exploded when the differentiated and so only Perceiving types were able to make it past puberty. What kind of Job would you have?
What?

>>81782978
>What?
so imagine a world where everyone that is an XXXJ fucking explodes when they become a complete person. So like an INTJ has sex for the first time and then KABOOM the whole block gone.
In this sort of world only Unhealthy XXXJs and XXXPs are able to exist so I think I would probably have a job like cleaning up dead bodies maybe

>>81782906
We don't need that trann shit here

For some reason the system thinks my post is spam so I gotta reformate it


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YOUR

RX IN RETROGRADE?

>Goodnight again

>*glomps this thread* I'm back~! <(^o^)>
*squeezehugs you tightly* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHH~! (>^_^)><(^_^<) There, there... p-please don't cry, my enjoyer~! <3<3<3<3<3<3
(>^_^)><(^_^<)
<3
><3

>I do love him~! ^_^;;;
^_^

>G-goodbye, Patchy-Patch Anon~... (>;_;)><(;_;<)
T_T

>\(*w*)/


>tfw Turbie Enjoyer is a bigger turbie than Turbie :O


><3 (>^_^)><(^_^<) <3

<3 (>^_^)><(^_^<) <3

>I missed it too~! :Oc
Consider yourself lucky it was icky! :O
Patchy is claiming to be a post-op transgendered Male to Female and in the video patchy had an orgasm!!

>Don't worry! I still like you! <(^_^)>
^_^ YAYA~

>Did Patchouli Anon become a turbie? :O
>A turbie is someone with a turbulent personality type!
Look at all of these Turbie posts!! UWU~~ ^_^ UWA SO FUN~~~~~

do you like pop culture mbti or library study mbti?

no egirls, no eboys, no transgenders
let's fix /mbti/ and get everyone married and pregnant

I am 100% certain that zoomers electing asmongold to be their new econtent pope and nintendo forcing intermission tracks on everyone is connected.

Asmongold has the same private manager that MR BEast does

>Your Type
INFJ-T
>Your Performance when singing in the shower?
I don't, but my voice is a high-pitched nerdy abomination that makes George McFly sound like Chad and is one of the worst voices the world ever created, so attempts at singing would definitely be terrible. I actually wouldn't mind vocal surgery when it exists so that my voice can get deeper and I can actually sound like a male.
>Your Favorite Snacks?
Chocolate oatmeal cookies and Nutty Buddies
>Do you keep Notes, a calendar, a daily agenda, or a journal?
I journal my thoughts often and have since summer 2011.
>Your Favorite Video Game or Movie Character could they beat up my favorite character in a fight?
I'm way too old and have consumed way too much media to have a clear favorite character. At this point my brain is overloaded with so many characters that even thinking up a top tier would be hard. But to make this less of a copout, my favorite Danganronpa 3 (VN I'm currently reading) character, Gonta, could beat up your favorite character.
>Imagine a world where anyone with a Judgement typing exploded when the differentiated and so only Perceiving types were able to make it past puberty. >What kind of Job would you have?
I'm not a Perceiving type, so I'd have exploded when I was around four or five and become old enough to have thoughts and human intelligence.

>>81782960
Completely perfect generation. Very impressive.

>>81783659
Patchy didn't say he was going to get gender surgery, just "a surgery." Could have been wisdom tooth surgery for all we know. Not to mention that in his webm he still has a penis.

>>81783990
>R2-D2
>ENTP
Doesn't R2-D2 not do much of anything besides make beeping noises and roll around? He's XXXX unless some of the expanded materials deepens his character some.

>>81784521
lmao the deep state really is trying to chud up the youth

>>81784563
>Not to mention that in his webm he still has a penis.
There was not a penis in that webm.

>>81784624
There wasn't? I only watched the first few seconds of it. I think something was locked up, though, and his motions seemed more like moving an object than fingering a hole.

>>81783990
Hardmode what type is darth traya

>>81784636
you saw cloth in the background maybe? there was a full post-operation vagina on display, and the owner was rubbing where the penis used to be because it was nearly to cum, and then it exploded seminal fluids. It unfortunately would be empty cum since the Shaft and balls had been removed so it is just milky goop.

>>81784636
Do note, that often even when females masturbate they do so more like moving an object rather than fingering a hole. Clitoral stimulation works and is not a myth!

>>81784679
>>81784682
Interesting. Now I kind of wish I watched it. I thought it was just a video of a guy jerking his penis.

>>81784734
In some ways it was!

>>81782853 (OP)
>>Your Type
ESFP-T
>>Your Performance when singing in the shower?
Let's just say I'm not allowed to do that.
>>Your Favorite Snacks?
Dots, cupcakes, Triscuits, and Doretos.
>>Do you keep Notes, a calendar, a daily agenda, or a journal?
No, no, no, and also no.
>>Your Favorite Video Game or Movie Character could they beat up my favorite character in a fight?
Doubtful.

>>81782960
Cute. But I already dressed my singing ability above.

>>81783990
Well, I'm not crazy about that particular one.

>>81783990
Pop culture MBTI is completely useless.

>>81785041
>>>Do you
Sound cute? Yes you do!!
UHHm, I bet you can sing very good! Don't let the anti-singers hold you back or you'll never learn to carry a tune

>>81785113
Some find my voice adorable; others find it grating.
As to singing, I assure you this is not some false modesty thing... I can't carry a tune to save my soul. I did finally pull off my first kitesurfing flip, though.

I have T-fal pans from my grandma do you think they are evil and killing me? They seem to suggest my t will fall from using them

>>81784734
Hah. Funny thing about it, that's exactly what happened. Just a guy who was jerking his penis that was cut off and turned into a hole.

What's your MBTI and archetype based on this image?

>>81785957
what reggies are which archetype

>>81785957
I'm the Innocent Lover
and turbie is the caregiver lover ^_^

>>81778233
>Because you mentioned it a few weeks ago desu
Man, I swear I don't remember that...
>>81782853 (OP)
What are these questions
>>81783990
It's sort of cool to see people interpret specific characters as certain MBTI types, but it's very very rarely something I try to seek out. I don't think I've looked up someone's MBTI in years
>>81784291
Based. If only there was an MBTI system like that. I got to get arranged with a cute femanon
>>81785957
>>81785990
This is pretty difficult. Or just too vague. Out of the goals, I wish to be happy/fulfilled, to belong, to find love, to realize my vision and prosper. Not necessarily in that order, of course. I feel close to multiple of these, but could never claim one as mine. It's actually oddly frustrating to be so indecisive on such a thing. I just don't know what fits me best...

MBTI = horoscope for fedoras

>>81786287
This is why we use Jung. (and have kicked Patchy out of the Jungclub)

Patchy is still a jung club card holder, jungians can't just kick him out because you don't like what's under his dress. you are all in this together

>>81785957
>>81785990
>The Innocent
Being happy and content is a goal and I'm probably open-minded, but I don't relate to the 'too trusting' flaw very much. If I am too trusting, it's within average norms rather than a uniquely personal flaw. So I'm a decent match here but calling myself 'innocent' feels wrong. Turbie's outward presentation is the most obvious match though self-admitted BPD and CPTSD put limits on how innocent she can be.
>The Orphan
I don't really relate to this in any way... Chuck might quality for this.
>The Hero
No heroes in /mbti/ as far as I can tell.
>The Caregiver
I enjoy caregiving when the opportunity presents itself but it's not something I feel the need to seek out. ENFJ-senpai is an extremely obvious match here, minus the martyrdom.
>The Explorer
Exact opposite of me. ESFP-T is probably the closest fit but I don't know if she's into 'wandering'; she might be fine with an active but stationary life.
>The Rebel
I probably have some Chaotic traits in D&D terms but nowhere near extreme enough to be considered a rebel. INFJ-A may be a non-criminal version.
>The Lover
Mosley fits the goal but not the flaw. Turbie Enjoyer fits the goal (relationship with Turbie seems a primary focus) though obviously not the flaw. I'm by far my happiest and feel the most content and at peace when in a relationship, but searching for one isn't a dominant driver for me.
>The Creator
ENFJ-senpai is probably the most ambitious person here.
>The Jester
Dunno if /mbti/ has an equivalent. Definitely not me.
>The Sage
INFJ-A, as an INFJ, is an obvious pick. Kris is intelligent, Prince is incredibly perceptive and insightful.
>The Magician
What is a winiwins...
>The Ruler
Rxy might be the only person here comfortable with leadership, and her being at least somewhat authoritarian seems likely.

Nope his Jungian card holder status has been revoked.
Shadow and anima possession is not allowed in the Jungian Club.

Is MBTI still a thing in [current_year]?
Feels like you don't see it as much as you would a decade ago.

I think because Jordan Peterson killed it with Big 5 and then got addicted to benzos so people don't use mbti as much

MBTI and the BIG5 are completely separate things.
It's like saying the invention of forks killed spoons.
Like.
Hwat?

It's like how nobody uses forks in china because they have chopsticks except the whole world is china now thanks to JOE BIDEN wake up big chungus memes

>>81786621
It's reasonably popular and well-known but nowhere near as mainstream as astrology, or blood types in Asian countries. tfw I have Type O blood, whatever that means according to the blood type personality theory.

>>81786691
>but nowhere near as mainstream as astrology, or blood types in Asian countries
To be fair it never was. But I remember it seeing MBTI around more often in the previous decade.

Blood type maybe not so much, but your parents definitely have an effect on your temperament yes! therefore blood theory valid

>Your Type
intp
>Your Performance when singing in the shower?
lower end of the average bell curve
>Your Favorite Snacks?
instant ramen
>Do you keep Notes, a calendar, a daily agenda, or a journal?
kinda, i write, save links, quotes, thoughts etc in a giant text file i call 'notes' and every now and again i'll go through it watch some funny stuff, download some shit, look up some shit, but it still expands faster than i can go through it, its ~1400 lines at the moment
>Your Favorite Video Game or Movie Character could they beat up my favorite character in a fight?
probably
>Imagine a world where anyone with a Judgement typing exploded when the differentiated and so only Perceiving types were able to make it past puberty. What kind of Job would you have?
it stuff maybe or law i suppose, i'd have one hell of a lot less competition to do basically anything

>>81785957
the sage maybe, idk

patchy committed suicide last night. as patchy's closest friend off-board patchy wanted me to bring closure to you and a few other groups over this.

musta had some post op regret
never chop the weewee off

>>81787157
https://youtu.be/ENXvZ9YRjbo?si=7HAqqffTDLEndVad&t=78
I hope we see patchy again and that you're a liar :s

>>81787257
you probably wont see him again unless youre in the dicksword

>>81787696
Uhm, he's dead

Quick someone drop the discord so i can see patchy again and make sure that they aren't dead

mbti - patchy's dead tranny hole general

>>81787963
I guess he joins the 42%

>>81787188
Someone post the tranny suicide statistics. I remember it being off the charts

>>81788346
Ope, yep there it is

>>81787157
Rip bozo I guess

does sophie really screencap seasonal animes dozens of times per episode
do you even watch the thing or just mash the screencap button

>>81785957
ESFP-T; and I'd say I'm a combination of Innocent, Explorer, and Lover.

>ISTJ depiction/artwork that doesn't have a clipboard in it somewhere challenge
>difficulty: nuclear meltdown gigapocalypse impossible

INTJ
I barely shower.
Meat
No

>>81788861
it's ok that you don't shower just don't cut your weenie off

>>81788734
but they're literally the hall monitor and teachers pet types so why wouldnt you give them a clipboard

>>81789333
It is as simple as this, the child picks up a clipboard they become an ISTJ

>>81788492
No, usually a single digit number per episode. For shows I don't find that visually interesting or appealing I usually don't take any.

>>81789435
Just because ISTJs always have a clipboard
Does not mean
Everyone with a clipboard is an ISTJ.

Jsut beacuse A=B
Doesn't mean B=A

>>81789641
>Jsut beacuse A=B
>Doesn't mean B=A
retard, that's the wrong symbol to use. = is bidirectional

Just because 3 = 3 doesn't mean three = three anon

>>81789681
>I think I will nitpick as the most minute of details because I'm an ISTJ
Okay pseud. You didn't capitalize the r in Retard, it was at the beginning of the sentence. Therefore your entire point is wrong.

>>81790027
>You didn't capitalize the r in Retard
well excuse me sir Retard McDumbfuckerson

>>81784563
>But to make this less of a copout, my favorite Danganronpa 3 (VN I'm currently reading) character, Gonta, could beat up your favorite character.
Danganronpa 3 is an anime.
Danganronpa V3 is a video game.
Neither of them you can just "read".

Don't be stupid.

>>81790157
Nope, not excused, because you didn't capitalize the "w" in Well.

>>81790389
Correct on the anime, but V3 is a Visual Novel. Almost every second of it is spent reading text. Gameplay is short-lived and intermittent; Danganronpa (and almost all VNs) is dramatically lopsided towards being a passive reading experience rather than an active gaming one. VNs haven't been very videogame-y since the late 90s when linear kinetic novels became the norm.

V3 is really good though. In the middle of Chapter 3. Definitely the darkest of the three.

>>81789235
I don't have a weenie

>>81788734
The strange thing is that Ti-Si or Si-Ti types would probably be the weirdos who are always fiddling around with things in general. The opposite of the Te-Se types which are more objective seeking in nature.
I quite frankly think that the "Most introverted extrovert" is Te-doms that just call themselves IXTJs because they have little patience for people and even the big five personality tests gauge other parts of extroversion such as excitement seeking and shit. Hell just being people orientated is like only one of the facits of that

the regs are all incels

fuck my intj life (im drinking again)

We're quite adherent to the projected trend, actually. Right on schedule, yes.

I've delicately reallocates and catalogued far too many innocences for you to disrespect me like this.