Thread 81783769 - /r9k/ [Archived: 553 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:05:01 AM No.81783769
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How do normies age so fast? They all have 9999999 wrinkles and are balding by age 26.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:05:28 AM No.81783771
>>81783769 (OP)
Because they go outside and physically exert themselves.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:08:08 AM No.81783790
>>81783769 (OP)
balding isn't an age thing, i started balding at 19. you can start balding at 15 ffs
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:08:21 AM No.81783794
>>81783769 (OP)
Excessive sun exposure, stress, skin damage from bathing too much and skin products. Living a healthy, stress-free life as a shut-in NEET is the ultimate way to retain a youthful look
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:10:28 AM No.81783816
>>81783794
as long as you supplement D3 and K2
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:11:34 AM No.81783827
>>81783794
I have never seen a NEET past the age of 60. What happens to them when their parents die?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:14:07 AM No.81783864
>>81783827
they evolve into wagies
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:20:27 AM No.81783932
>>81783827
Homeless and starve to death unless they kill themselves first.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:22:16 AM No.81783948
>>81783827
how many 60+ year olds do you actually know?