Why don't you just deceptionmaxx to get a gf?
>Add 6 inches to your height and wear lifts
>Hide balding with hat
>Get veneers to hide bad teeth
>Abuse cologne to cover up your body odor
>Claim your salary is double what you actually make
>Date in between herpes outbreaks so there aren't visible sores

>>81790228 (OP)
I'm a full fan of manipulation. Manipulate women into having sex with you then when they find out goad them into killing themselves. Don't care, it's based.

I'd have too much shit to cover up and lie about. Too much expense and effort as well.
Sadly, 'being yourself' just dooms me to inceldom anyway. kek