another week has gone by and she hasn't come back yet....
I'm starting to think she's never coming back....

>>81791573 (OP)
You should go find a dragon to fuck

>>81792599
wouldn't that be considered bestiality?

>>81792608
A dragon is not classified as a beast

Also they meet using cloacal apposition so you will need to rub your entire body It's cloaca

>>81792871
gross, no thanks, plus dragons aren't real I don't know if you are aware of that

>>81792896
Tell that to the dragon when he flies down and aggressively mounts you using your armor as a ribbed surface to perform a medevil edge (which has only occurred twice in history, You're so lucky)consistently frustrated because you don't have any liquid so he goes harder and rougher.. you notice your armor is heating up from the friction

>>81792933
man you got some very strange kinks

>>81791573 (OP)
Anon, did you go to her house and rape her? I bet it'll make you feel better

>>81792961
I've seen horrors mortal eyes could not fathom

>>81792980
hurting her would make me feel worse rape anon....
>>81793051
uh huh

how does it feel knowing that she turned into a bimbo for bbc?

>>81793277
you don't even know her

>>81793281
was this your gf ?
how long ago did she leave

>>81793088
It's offset by the rape making her feel good. You're good go for it bud

>>81793324
who?
anyway she left 3 months ago

>>81793366
a picture was sent to me
from your ex gf

>>81793388
that's obviously some random whore you found on google images anon

>>81793356
no I won't do something like that

>>81791573 (OP)
Based Kings Field anon.
I'm sorry she's not coming back anon. If only she knew how strongly you feel about her.
I've never had anyone or a gf but I had a best friend (a girl) leave me and block me everywhere and it really hurts so I kinda get it. I shouldn't have told her I caught feelings desu :(

>>81793743
oh man that hurts anon, yeah I've been through that before too with a female friend I had in middle school, but this hurts way more than that, man all I want is for her to return :( at least talk to her one last time

>>81793417
she's changed a lot in three months

>>81793879
you can try all you want, you won't be able to piss me off

you should text her and ask her what's she doing anon. Haven't you seen all the movies

>>81794058
no I don't watch romance movies, they are suicide fuel for me

>>81794058
well I gave it a shot and send her a text, even though she hasn't replied to the other hundreds of text I've sent before

>>81794154
hundreds? might be time to call her or stalk her anon lmao

It goes both ways. How much has she posted about you and for how long? How many consecutive hours of threads vs a text reaching out once every couple weeks to a month?

now that the thread is dying, i gotta say it mike it was too fucking funny.
also OP are you autstic? i'm getting that from your responses

>>81791573 (OP)
People not coming back, when it's week two... Relatable, I want to do a flip off a bridge.

>>81795712
I think I am a bit autistic, undiagnosed tough

miss ;_; why.......

Dismissive avoidant. I'm sorry you're dealing with that inner turmoil.

I'll say that while My heart goes out to you, there's no forgiveness or understanding if there was betrayal.

I can forgive your lies because I understand why you're protecting yourself

>>81795712
I was cracking up over the edging dragon as well. I've had some goldies today.

I really like my question in the questions thread:

If I showed up at 2am soaked in rain, eyes full of something you forgot how to name,

would you

1.kiss me and tell me you farted

2.stab me drag me under your bed as a tabby stab living fucktoy?

3.notice I have a fruit basket so you bring out your pet chimpanzee and he gets upset because there's a miscommunication about the banana so he rips both our faces off and when we are finally found for some reason the fucking monkey ate our toes. Like clean off.

>>81796626
mike....I'm NOT maria

>>81796672
Point with your index finger to where I said that

>>81796626
>I can forgive your lies because I understand why you're protecting yourself

who are you talking about here then?

>>81796714
Mario
From the Nintendos

>>81796849
....good one mike....

>>81796891
Have you seen the princess or is she in another castle?

>>81796983
ok you can stop with the mario jokes

>>81791573 (OP)
Its been two weeks since hes blocked me and he still hasnt come back.
He will though. I know he will. I cant live without him so that means he has to come back.
How many weeks has it been for you?

>>81797053
....it's been 3 months for me...:(
but she never blocked me or anything... that's the only thing giving me hope

>>81797090
anon i..
Im sorry, its probably over. I was expecting it to just have been like 4 weeks or something, 3 months is over.
Have you reached out to her any?

>>81797405
yeah I'm pretty sure it's over :(
I've tried reaching out but no luck...
I mean she's a neet and she only has a laptop so uhh m-maybe her laptop broke or something ,,,,

I'm just coping I know....

I just wanted interesting that we did the same thing but she doesn't know it