>tfw about to turn 4 next week(in dog years)
>Still a lickless pawholdless virgin
>Will never mount a bitch in time before I turn 30(in human years)

It's too late for me. I should just be put down.

>>81794733 (OP)
Just knot a pit bull and get it out of your system. Every dog has his day,but you're not gonna knot a 10/10 golden retriever right off the fetch.

>>81794733 (OP)
Could be worse, I got my balls cut off when I was just kid (in dog years). Literally no bitches (literally) will ever want me now. I howl every night in my suffering. Fuck this balllesscel life.

>>81794819
I'd rather get adopted by a white woman than do that. I can't find where the bitches are at. It's not as simple as going to the dog park anymore. And even if I did meet one I don't know how to socialize with them.

>>81794847
Jeez, you were wizard before it even started. That's terrifying.

>>81794733 (OP)
are you german sheperd anon

>>81795052
No but he's probably out getting all the bitches

>>81795111
his ravaged ass is NOT getting any bitches
last i heard hes still a hopeless sad fuck

>>81794733 (OP)
What's the most incel dog breed?

>>81794733 (OP)
why don't you just settle down for a white woman?

>>81795131
Oh. Shit, I think I know what your talking about now. I was just memeing my wizardness as a dog.

That german shepherd loser is still a virgin. Mounting a 4chan incel in the ass does not count as mounting a bitch.

>>81795138
Definitely mutts.

>>81795185
Ew, I'd never take the humanpill

I think you got the dog and human years backwards OP. Must be a real dog. No human would make a mistake like that...

>>81795545
It's hard to type with paws. I get my numbers mixed up
(I legit forgot which was which, thnx)