How are you supposed to compete against me in a dating app? It is game over for you lol

>>81795577 (OP)
>How are you supposed to compete against me in a dating app
by biting off your nipple

>>81795577 (OP)
why are you posing like that?

>>81795577 (OP)
fat nigga neck

>>81795587
You can try but I would headlock you until suffocation

>>81795597
Why not

>>81795617
>Why not
you look sassy

>>81795617
i will get on your knees bottom

I would probably just submit and put on the dress :3

>>81795577 (OP)
Ok but jokes aside. Should I do shirtless pics on dating apps or is it too revealing? Like I think it is kind of thotty when a girl posts in a bikini. I dont want to become the male version of that

>>81795577 (OP)
By having a much higher income than you. You appear to have a shower curtain as one of your curtains, and that room is a multiuse room. Not only is it a multiuse room, it is a poorly thought out one that has paper plates on the floor and a microwave plus mini fridge combo. However I don't use dating apps, I have no interest in women, and I say this not to insult you but to once again let the world know women are all money grubbing whores.

>>81795650
don't post shirtless both because it's trashy and because you aren't that muscular

>>81795577 (OP)
"um yes i'll have the double macchiato" ass pose

>>81795650
average skinny fat build
>read: no

>>81795577 (OP)
please cut your nails, pic has shit quality but theyre so long you still see it. Shits disgusting as fuck m8 i bet your ass stinks too

>>81795663
>>81795694
I am by no means muscular, I know. I used to be very skinny, only 115 lbs my freshman year of high school. The fact that I am not underweight now is a huge accomplishment

>>81795711
bruh i was probably like 70 pounds

>>81795746
Everyone in gym class had to go on the scale for professional measuring and I was the lightest boy except for this Asian dude. I was in the same weight category as the girls

>>81795577 (OP)
i'm not on grindr so I think i'm safe.
you're more attractive to guys than to girls lmao

>>81795790
So funny enough, Asian dude in my last comment kept following me, saying I am his best friend. Rumors start going around that I am gay, and I only find out years later when he texts me and says he is gay. Apparently the entire school knew except for me and they assumed i am gay out of association with him

>>81795577 (OP)
>no tan from labouring outside
>no body hair at all
You'd make a cute girl at least

>>81795711
No woman will kick you out of bed but on dating apps it's pointless to showcase anything that's not on a very high level. Your body is like a 5'11 height.

>>81795577 (OP)
I would ask out women irl. Best of luck against chad though

>>81795711
>another potential twink denied his destiny and gained weight
grim

Thats like, almost a dad bod. Almost.

>>81795650
No dumbass wear player clothes and flex your arms. Like a well ironed sexy club/formal shirt and some polo shorts. Your shirtless shots should be better than these and only send them to bitches who send you nudes or whatever first

>>81795711
If you're not impressive shirtless, don't post shirtless. You're not bad or fat or anything, but it's not impressive, so why?
You only get the negative impressions like being trashy, too concerned with looks, whatever.