>slap a mildly edgy design on a can of water
>become a $1B brand sold everywhere
Is it really that easy?

normies are stupid, news at 11. Looks remotely like a beer can so teenagers can look cool and designated drivers can be at places without getting asked why they aren't drinking.

>>81796374 (OP)
>$1B brand
They don't just sell water. I buy their green tea but also don't understand the hype around the water.

>bottle mineral water
>make it black
>people buy it
what

>>81796501
Because it's got da cool cans bro!

just normgroids norming because it's hip to do so.

>Hey lets put water in fucking plastic bottles
>Become 1 thousand gorillionaires

>>81796374 (OP)
is that really all it is? Ive never had it but i was under the impression that it was at least sparkling and flavoured. What a retarded success story

>>81796583
They do make sparkling and flavored water as well. I've tried the regular water and I thought it was pretty good. A little alumminum-y though for obvious reasons.

>>81796527
I can at least understand the WHY of it. Activated charcoal is claimed to have health benefits. Whether it does or not...I dunno. I can at least understand the logic behind someone buying it. But canned water? I dunno. Maybe because it's easier to stack than bottles?

>>81796599
Cans can be recycled in an easier fashion than bottles would be the logic I assume.

>>81796599
It;s simply because the cans have a logo on them that could pass for beer on first glance. That's it. Also at least cans are more recyclable than plastic bottles.

Out of my way, peasants.

>>81796621
>>81796616
I see, so it's one of those things that passively signals their identity to the other normies. "I care about the environment but I'm a cool guy too." Truly fascinating creatures. Thank you for helping me understand the why

>>81796462
>designated drivers can be at places
never thought of this ill keep it in mind

there is a solution to all of this

>>81796374 (OP)
You have to be jewish first.
Same story with Grey Goose.

>>81796658
No, the idea behind it as another person has touched on is that it looks like a can of beer at a glance
You drink this when you're at a social event and not planning on drinking alcohol and people from afar look at you, think "Oh he's normal" and move on whereas if you drink plain water they go "Eww why isn't that guy drinking alcohol what's wrong with him???"

>>81796374 (OP)
wouldnt drink anything with death on the label personally it probably contains nanobots or something normoids are cattle

>>81796691
Do normies really care that much? I would just assume he was driving home that night

>>81796715
>Do normies really care that much?
Normies are all ego, they care a ridiculous amount about trends and appearances.

>>81796740
Sounds like a miserable existence.

Why are men so retarded

>>81796501
They started with the water and it was their original success so that's why I questioned it. The other drinks are more justifiable for the price

>>81796899
These are the modern betabuxx man. Women reward them because they are simple and easy to manipulate, but also productive and "manly"

>>81796899
Let's not forget the giga consumption of fucking drink cups and ugly ass dolls that made a dude a billionaire almost overnight. Among countless other things that trend in the female algorithm.

>>81796899
I used to buy dude wipes because they were cheap at the PX and wouldn't fuck up the cheap toilets.

>>81796984
Selling garbage to women is a cheat code for money. (they are all very liberal women btw and hate capitalism)

>>81796687
Sidney Frank is one of the only people who could (have) potentially defeated Gene Simmons in a contest to be the biggest Jew

>>81796715
>Do normies really care that much?
Low-grade alcoholism is basically the norm in the US and tons of people will take it as some sort of slight or judgement that you're not drinking while they are. It's retarded and I have seen countless faggots try to rationalize it but it all boils down to the fact that most people lack the meager conviction required to accept that drinking is straight up shitty 90% of the time and tons of level-headed people have no issues not doing it.

>>81797143
>Low-grade alcoholism is basically the norm in the US and tons of people will take it as some sort of slight or judgement that you're not drinking while they are.
lol you live in wisconsin, don't you

>>81796527
>>people buy it
uhh you sure about that?
do they even sell that anymore?

I was skeptical once, just like you. How could one water be better than another water? Brother, let me tell you something you can take home with you, one water is better than the others, and it is Liquid Death. I did a blind taste test, three cups of water. All chilled to the same amount. One tap, one plastic bottle of water, one LD. It was simply no contest. I picked the LD as the best right away. It drank smoother, had a lasting wetness in my mouth, and somehow felt full in flavor even though water is flavourless. The cooling rush from the can to my stomach caused great elation. I believe it caused a little precum to ooze out of my dickhole. There's a difference my friends, and I will choose Liquid Death over any other water there is. I just don't like to pay for it, because that's fucking stupid, so I settle and just drink filtered water from the tap anyway.

>>81796374 (OP)
>Liquid Death
I tried it once and it tasted fucking disgusting. No clue how anyone drinks that trash.

>>81796527
only ones that buy this are white women

>>81796583
I think it's the best sparkling water you can buy at the gas station. The best sparkling water is gerolsteiner though. I will get sparkling water because I don't drink soda or alcohol and I like it.

>>81796374 (OP)
This shit tastes like paper. Like what happens if you put paper in water, let it disintegrate, then drink it. Nasty as hell.

worked at some post office where the marketer or something must of lived near. some chick would come in and make us box and mail off something like 3 cans of 3 different flavors, a shirt, 2 pamphlets, some stickers and some other random shit, to addresses all over the united states, sometimes with recipient names like xXx_gaylo_the_haylo_xXx. always 2 day shipping or something silly where it would cost 5 times more to be 12 hours earlier or some shit. we would see her car pull into the parking lot and go "aw fug" and immediately start making 8x8x8's en masse. so if you saw some lame on youtube onbox a small box with said items early covid, i might waged slaved that box! im basically famous!

still, was kinda neat to see them go from unheard of brand sending shit to youtubers to now basically in every grocery store, based on basically just...neat art.

>>81796374 (OP)
Right place, right time. 2017 was the peak of the bottle water craze and that was when microplastics were being pitched as the thing that would kill you/turn you into a troon so an aluminum can alternative would get normies on board already but then give it the "bite" that it sounds bad when it's actually the opposite and you got your 1B$ profits now 8 years later.

>>81796544
irony is that's success too was to what is in tap water, but the plastic just made adjacent issues. Now instead dropping your IQ it's going to fuck with your pheromones and you'll "smell" like a woman.

>>81796599
remember this was when data was coming out that consuming too much microplastics could change your chemistry and pheromones, so they saw metal and glass as better alternatives.

>>81799485
The perception of metal cans being "healthier" than plastic is extra funny when you consider that all of these cans are lined with a thin plastic film on the inside, which, to my recollection, is actually more liable to leech into the liquid itself due to its poor integrity and possibly due to the higher temperatures that metal cans can reach in transit. Unfortunate that we haven't just universally switched to glass for drinks at this point. For all the government overreach that we experience, it's unfortunate that there's been no top down effort to phase out plastic for food/drink items when safer alternatives exist. Obviously there are exceptions in some cases, certain items need plastic to stay fresh, but there's no reason to allow liquids to be served in plastic to save a few cents with all the health risks it carries

>>81799992
People just need to buy a metal bottle and then just use that to drink, if they care about plastics seeping into their water.
That said, you breathe in more microplastic by a single walk/drive with open windows on a busy road.

they stopped selling this in the UK because they way over charged for it, 2 quid (2.70+ usd) for a single can

AND it tasted fucking horrible, you can now buy 12 packs for 1 quid (1.35 usd) as shops desperately try to get rid of it kek

>>81800385
I feel like that explains the thread because I had no idea why OP wanted to talk about them, but I forget /r9k/ is just brits

>>81800385
Yeah well Americans think Herseys is chocolate and ruined Cadbury's so now I have to eat fucking foreign chocklat