Thread 81796495 - /r9k/ [Archived: 409 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:34:34 AM No.81796495
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Would Chris Pratt hack it as an average status guy? His diamond shaped face with a narrow jaw is unusual for someone considered good looking.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:49:39 AM No.81796592
Yes. He would just be an HVAC repairman or some shit and get a decent blonde wife through his social circle.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:01:03 AM No.81796664
>>81796592
That job requires a lot of confidence to diagnose things. Some guys don't even know what they're talking about but they're just good at bullshitting, so the customer doesn't get mad. I didn't last. If I could do it again I would have went for plumbing. A lot less technical.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
7/12/2025, 5:05:55 AM No.81796698
He lived in a trailer before he got on Parks and rec. He was an average Joe majority of his life