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Anonymous No.81797724 [Report] >>81797751 >>81797758 >>81797765 >>81797850 >>81798172 >>81798203 >>81799341 >>81800572
If you woke up as a Titcow tomorrow how would you spend your first week?
Anonymous No.81797751 [Report]
>>81797724 (OP)
Probably just lay in bed and play with 'em for a while.
Anonymous No.81797758 [Report]
>>81797724 (OP)
Be an OF whore and I would be filthy fucking rich
Anonymous No.81797765 [Report] >>81798172
>>81797724 (OP)
I already am one it sucks on ice
Anonymous No.81797793 [Report] >>81797808
It is weird how big tits flop over like that and trap sweat, I'd prefer pert breasts that don't fold over. I guess I'd get a close fitting bra to prevent further sagging and make them as comfortable as possible.
Anonymous No.81797808 [Report] >>81797876 >>81798172
>>81797793
Who is she? Her body is perfect
Anonymous No.81797850 [Report]
>>81797724 (OP)
Do solo onlyfans and retire with a nice house, since im a girl marrying my loser friend since high school wont be gay
Anonymous No.81797876 [Report]
>>81797808
idk, got it from 4chan on 19 Feb 2024
Anonymous No.81798172 [Report]
>>81797724 (OP)
Start dating incels and make all the chads and stacies mad Im disrupting their delicate social order. Marry him, breed with him and have 6 incel babies. Wear modest clothing at all times too.

>>81797808
All I know is thats in Australia.

>>81797765
>Huur it sucks never having to work for anything and getting loads of free attention and validation
Shutup cunt, now one asked you post here. Tits then gtfo.
Anonymous No.81798203 [Report]
>>81797724 (OP)
I'd whore myself out and then get impregnated by a shemale
Anonymous No.81799341 [Report]
>>81797724 (OP)
Day one I would play with them nonstop. Also have to explain to my girlfriend what happened and see where things go from there.
Day two I would goon more. Then I would go to buy some clothes that fit including getting a bra fitting and modeling swimsuits and lingerie for my gf.
Day three I would probably go swimming with the gf and test the new flotation devices and fit of my new swimsuits.
Day four I would be getting more curious sexually as a female and probably getting penetrated by the gf with a strapon by now.
Day five I would start settling into my new role and leaning into being more submissive and taking on more domestic tasks that my gf typically does now like laundry and dishes.
Day six I cant put off going back to work anymore and go back to work. I struggle cramming my titcow fembody into my work uniform and deal with the teasing and flirting from my coworkers in my male dominated profession. After work I go out to the strip club with buddies and seethe in sexual frustration watching the dancers knowing I cant penetrate a woman anymore.
Day seven I reach my limit of sexual frustration and get fucked by Chad or Tyrone in a threesome with the gf.

Obviously it is a pretty accelerated timeline but a pretty logical progression for an agp sex addict freak like me with an equally high sex drive gf.
Anonymous No.81800572 [Report]
>>81797724 (OP)
Fuck my own son