I got attacked by a homeless at a parking lot today. He smelled so bad too and I had to speed away.


What would you have done anons

>>81798231 (OP)
The same as you anon, just leave

The Greek gods were said to often take the guise of wanderers and beggars in order to test people's hearts. I leave you to your own conclusions.

>>81798231 (OP)
depends on how many cameras are around

>>81799291
He does look like a Greek god... almost exactly like Poseidon.

>>81798231 (OP)
Old men run the world

>>81798231 (OP)
Report it to the police so he doesn't attack anyone else

>>81798231 (OP)
I would look for something nearby to use as a weapon and beat the shit out of him

>>81798231 (OP)
Run him over.He's homeless,not a real person.
The cops aren't going to care.

Question him ig, how aggressive was he, OP?

>>81798231 (OP)
>choose to live in America
>America problems occur
>complain about America problems

Move out of America??? How about that, dipshit? Retard?

>>81798231 (OP)
Mace him if I got some.

homeless people are unironically non-NPCs
all of us are eater NPCs and schizophrenic homeless people are the real characters

That homeless man is handsome.

>>81799291
My conclusion is that it's a lie because there never has been, is not, never will be, a god.