half the time i try to take a piss, this is what happens
WHY

your dick is fucked up, bro.

>>81799853 (OP)
I thought I was the only one with this problem

>>81799853 (OP)
did you just cum? that's the only time it happens for me

>>81799853 (OP)
It used to randomly happen to me, maybe it's a foreskin tightness thing.

>>81799859
damn that nyigga

>>81799853 (OP)
Foreskin. I have the same problem so I just sit to pee.

>>81799853 (OP)
Pull the skin back in case it is covering the hole, and press the tip between your fingers to force the hole to open in case it is glued shut with cum or whatever. It hasn't happened to me in ages.

I just remembered when I was a child and didn't know about foreskin. I would piss the entire bathroom every time. One day my mum just told me and my brother to sit down to piss like a fag. Years later I couldn't use the urinal at public resterooms.

>>81799877
me too, i just gave up and sit down when i pee.

Dirty cock tip, sounds like.

>>81800287
should i clean my peehole it with one of these?

>>81799853 (OP)
Meatal stenosis/urethral stricture. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_stricture#Signs_and_symptoms https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatal_stenosis#Causes

>>81799853 (OP)
This happens after masturbating. Cum makes the urethra stick together in places, splitting the stream. Stop jerking it off.

You have two streams. Normally they converge. There's a valve in your dick that decides if it's gonna be cum or pee and yours is basically half-shut. That or your urethra itself is funny.

I love having foreskin, this one is my favorite

>>81799853 (OP)
That piercing's too big.