I have to piss in a jug for the next 24 hours...I hope all the robots are having a good day

>>81802482 (OP)
I work in a medical laboratory and we get 24 hour urines sometimes. Something must be fucked with your kidneys if they are measuring your clearance over time. What is it? A mineral like calcium or copper? Protein? Creatinine?

>>81802503
Kidney stones...which is really fucking embarrassing seeing as I'm only in my early twenties. Both sides of my family are really fucked medically so this isn't surprising, but damn I wish genetics could just lay off me lol. I'm also an Autist to boot

>>81802515
>Both sides of my family are really fucked medically so this isn't surprising
Or, you know, you didn't drink enough water lmao

>>81802515
Lil' spergy boy with piss rocks in his ureters? Must be some terrible genes. Are you a soda drinker?

>>81802542
Nah I piss like a bull, I go through enough water to quench a village

>>81802556
Rarely, it tastes decent but I much prefer water--I prefer root beer which I only have two or three cups of a week, if that

Also, "lil' spergy boy" is the best thing I've been called in a while lol

>>81802482 (OP)
You're obviously a tourist here if you "have to" piss in a jug and weren't already doing that of your own volition.

>>81802748
Fuck, you got me...it's over