When was the last time you visited the doctor's office for a checkup? Is everything in order? Are you alright? Any pain or extremities?

>>81803559 (OP)
more than 10 years ago, if anything happens to me I'll probably just let myself die.

got to be like 3-4 years ago now i guess. one of my balls doesnt feel right, like it's swollen or something and feels tighter than the other one, like when I'm jerking off I can feel it getting pulled on. figure I'm just gonna leave it, better than gettign felt up by some greasy jeet to try and figure out whats up. been 2 years now anyway and I'm not dead yet so whats the worst that could happen

>>81803559 (OP)
Doctors are so fucking useless. I wish I lived somewhere based like Cambodia where you can just buy whatever you want at the pharmacy without needing to visit some lazy retard of a doctor just to get a script.

A decade. I have no interested in being touched and hurried along by some subcontinental or arab. Can I just be seen by someone without a fucking accent

>>81803559 (OP)
I probably have cancer and kidney disease and heart arrhythmia. Was supposed to go for a CT scan but I'm kinda broke.

>>81803792
those gland things that connects your balls to the rest of that area can swell up if you jerk off too much. i had that happen to me once and thought i had cancer and the doctor just told it was because it was being strained. dont take my word for it though, if it feels like something is wrong you should have it checked out

>>81804068
how long did you have to avoid jerking off to get the swelling to go down? don't do it all that often, 1-2x per week tops but can always hold off for a bit if it's as simple as that

>>81804586
well i would assume that to be sufficient. when i had that problem is was a teenager and jerked off for hours every day

>>81803615
based, god also can have me if he wants me. I haven't seen the doctor since 2024. No pain or health issues besides being fat.

>>81804675
oops, i meant 2014. I haven't had health insurance since then either.