>Walking down the street
>Guy approaches me
>"Ayo mane I be real poor and hungry, can you gib me a coulplea dollas?"
>Go back home
>Check my mailbox
>It's full of useless flyers and ads that I now have to throw away
>Sit down inside
>Phone rings
>"Hello sar this is Patel from the IRS. Please do the needful and give your bank account info so I can send you tax refund."
>Hang up
>Hear knock at the front door
>Open it
>"Hello I'm campaigning for public office. Can you sign my petition and fill out this voter registration form?"
>Close the door and go back inside
>Get a text message on my phone
>"WARNING! You have unpaid fees. Go to this link and pay with your credit card or a warrant will be put out for your arrest!"
What the fuck did I do to deserve this? Why can't I just be left alone? I try to be a good person and this is the shit I deal with every single day.

>>81806020 (OP)
Point at the nigger and ask him for 5 dollars, if he doesn't give if you talk over him and ask again.