Femanons, post your ideal selves

>>81806538 (OP)
brenda sykes is my ideal face-wise

>>81806538 (OP)
>pic
The masculine urge to undress her, make out, make love to her and cum deep inside her pussy while leaving semen stains on the Halloween Snoopy bedsheet (R.I.P., unless her mom knows how to clean well enough to remove the semen smell).
This would be the comfiest sex ever, yeah.

>>81806538 (OP)
i want to look exactly like her

>>81806538 (OP)
I don't save pictures of random women to my phone but basically I would look the same except taller and white and curvier

>>81806835
wonyoung got tons of work done, you can probably look semi-similar to her if you get surgery too (if you're east asian)

>>81806835
she look kinda anorexic

>>81806538 (OP)
I'd love to look just like twiggy

>>81806835
>arms
Damn. She even mogs Ariana Grande.

i wish i was cute enough to pull off this hairstyle but im chubby and have a much more masculine face

>>81807060
masculine face can pull it off but you have to be thin to have that kind of hairstyle look good on you

>>81807067
a masculine face definitely will make this look bad

I'm fucking disgusted showing my face when women like this exist.

>>81807067
you need to be thin to make anything look good. i used to have anorexia and looked so cute in my clothes but felt like a shambling corpse and was a miserable bitch to everyone. also my face looked pretty haggard in retrospect. i also didn't feel attractive anyway so i might as well hate my body while not actively killing myself

>>81807125
it really depends on the face

I like women who look pretty and kind of strange at the same time, and I think Mia goth is the perfect mix of those two. I wish I looked like her

>>81807143
18-21 bmi looks good and is doable in a healthy way. Just eat healthily. Problem is, when a woman is skinny it's usually because she's starving herself most of the day and eating tiny portions of calorie-dense industrial slop whenever she does eat.

Like this. Gotta lose a few kg first.

I know you didn't ask but as a moid this is my ideal partner, any fembots like this?

>>81807215
cute you have good taste

>>81807207
that's good advice for someone who hasn't suffered from an eating disorder. i'm not dipping my toes back into worrying about the healthiness of my diet because i know it will spiral quickly. i could do with adding some more fruits and vegetables, but eating some processed junk is more healthy than starving so im just gonna keep doing what im doing.

>>81806538 (OP)
something like this I guess

too bad im fat nasty trash lol

>>81807460
get on ozempic then

>>81807060
>chubby
big boobs?

>>81807482
that shit is like $900 a month, minimum $300
i dont have type 2 diabeetus so my insurance wont cover it.

>>81807493
https://www.cremieux.xyz/p/how-to-get-cheap-ozempic

there are options

I don't have anyone I'd want to look like, just a more attractive version of myself.

However, I've had one guy tell me I looked really similar to Karen fukuhara (I don't think so i think he was just racist)
>picrel
this one specific picture of lupe velez I think we look mildly similar. same nose, jaw and lips

>>81807482
how fat? can I fix you?

>>81807589
ok well post your pic and I'll tell you if he was just being racist (what are you talking about lmao she's hot you idiot he was trying to compliment you but he's a sperg) or if he was just faceblind

>>81807613
nta but how would you fix someone

>>81807706
providing emotional support and encouragement and validation, how else? some people need it for losing weight or just being happy with themselves, and I like chubby girls.

>>81807613
you can't fix me, but you can fix your reading comprehension, big boy

>>81807765
I don't wanna fix you, I want to date you.

>>81807765
It's not reading comprehension I just replied to the wrong post sorry.

>>81807221
Me but I'm way less fat

>>81806538 (OP)
I'm asian so I want to look like her. Need to lose weight and care for my skin.

>>81807809
>Me but I'm way less fat
I think I have a crush on you already can I hit you up nona? Do you have nice thighs?

>>81807717
>>81807833
Not that femanon but I love Minto

just saw this posted yesterday; she's cute

>>81807868
Minto is simultaneously my kamioshi and my role model despite being a fat ugly bastard. Her unashamed enthusiasm for her otaku hobbies despite being an old lady is something I aspire towards. Off-topic I just wanted to gush about her.
Sorry femanons I'll stop hijacking your thread with minto now.

>>81807833
I like to think I have a good figure but I'm not as light skinned as her though. Also shoulder length hair but that can be fixed.

>>81807921
are you from SEA? you sound really cute nona....you got a discord...?

>>81807932
yea I'm from SEA and no but i have a tg though

>>81807976
I hate using tg but I'll do it for cute chubby femanon...what's yours?

>>81807889
Ew, this is definitely a man.

>>81807987
@shimesugi on tg

i wish i looked like this but im face and body nerfed, genetics were not on my side

>>81808152
How are you nerfed? Give patch notes.

My ideal is literally just me with faceapp fixing my dead hair and horrible acne, I literally just want to not look like raw hamburger one day

>>81808160
im on the chubby side (literally bmi 29 kek) since i have a problem with alcohol, my cheeks and jawline arent defined, my nose is kind of bulby and my eyes are sunken. i just look brutally average

>>81808196
>im on the chubby side (literally bmi 29 kek
Ideal
>problem with alcohol
This is indeed a problem. You can work on it tho
>face
Sounds fine to me

>>81808187
That is indeed a pretty girl.
Fuck, I have no chance.

>>81806538 (OP)
i don't need an avatar, i'm me

>>81808219
hardest part is where i can even start, alcohol is the only thing stopping me from blowing my head off, pair that with the fact that people barely even look at me bc im just average if not below, no way out of the cycle

>>81808241
take selfies and add asian filters then post them on here for validation it's a huge ego boost and will help you kick your self-esteem issues.
alternatively get into retail therapy at least that won't kill you it'll just make you poor.

>>81808241
Where do I meet girls like you irl
Second, how do I make alcohol work for me. I've never liked it much and I cant imagine drinking it regularly despite having loved other substances

>>81808241
It's fine. You'll be fine.
I don't wanna do the "I can fix her" bit. Because it's cringe.
But you'll be fine.

>>81808293
You should fix me instead bro. My executive functioning could use some improvements

>>81808196
>chubby side
>bmi 29
Nigga, you're not chubby, you're obese!

>>81808223
got deleted, what did I miss

>>81806538 (OP)
I think this girl looks gorgeous

>>81808303
Stop it. I can't get emotionally involved again. Are you white?

this is my only achievable goal desu

>>81808320
Some tranny posted a filtered pic of himself.

>>81806538 (OP)
I like the blanket in the back

>>81808335
Yes I am. Will you be helping a brother out now

Not surprised but somewhat saddened that no girl in the thread wants to be a goddess titcow

>>81806538 (OP)
Just wasn't meant to be I suppose

>>81808394
No, I'm sorry. I'm fucked.
You sound kdeal tho. Fuck.

>>81808439
>wants to be a goddess titcow
Maybe that's because they already are?
Foids how big are your tits?

>>81808446
>You sound kdeal tho. Fuck
Me..?
Its so over... anyway, should I take vitamins d

>>81808484
>Me..?
>Its so over... anyway, should I take vitamins d
What? Why is it over?
Yes. Vitamin d is important.

>>81807809
Do you have that nose type though? Are you jap?

>>81806835
Ew whats wrong with their legs.

>>81807493
Good taste. Im owed a girl that looks like that.

This specific picture

>>81808518
Can't even get help on the chan...

>>81807987
femanon abandoned me its over

>>81808594
can't help you but I can sex you

>>81808619
I hope you are a girl then.....

>>81808575
its jennifer connelly when she was 20, from career opportunities (a dumb romcom about being trapped in a target)
she is stunning.
>>81807613
im unfixable, its too late for me.

>>81806835
This is so gross.
Being skinny is one thing, this is just unhealthy.

>>81808284
you cant meet us irl because all we do is sit in our rooms getting blackout drunk
honestly if alcohol doesnt work for you, stay away from it. personally it ruined my life and i wouldnt wish alcoholism on anyone

>>81808260
i can never be caught posting face pics on 4chan, if an irl saw that id have to blow my head off

>>81808727
>you cant meet us irl
>>81808757
>if an irl saw that id have to blow my head off
Hmmmmm

>>81808767
i meant my family kek

>>81808774
Wait your family is on the chan???

>>81806538 (OP)
i used to stare at that picture all the time when i first got this laptop and i wanted to be just like that doll

>>81808757
I'm a moid but if you want love you have to be willing to make yourself vulnerable to some degree. That doesn't mean posting yourself on 4chan but hiding in your room never works and you'll end up in your 30's wondering where all your youth went.

>>81808778
yes kek pretty sure my younger brother is on here, we are both genetically nerfed, couldnt be caught being the older sister /soc/ threadwhore

>>81808830
its just terrifying to even try be vulnerable in this day and age where trying is cringe and not caring is attractive, at this point its hard not to give up

>>81808883
Fuuuuuck how old is your little brother? Over for oldcels like me

rn i'm fat (30 BMI)
also my hair genetics aren't the greatest, my hair isn't very long and straightening it too much damages/breaks it off. Also my face is round rn bc fat. I've never been a hot black girl anyway even when I was thinner, just average and noticably nerdy enough to get bullied.

This instagram girl my oneitis was obsessed with

>>81809722
she is cute
what do you actually look like?

>>81809722
thats just a random skinny white girl with a camera filter to make her eyes big. can't you just use the same filter?

>>81809775
Nothing like her lmao. He used to send me screenshots of the meme stuff she would post on her stories (which were either the same exact ones i would send to him or very similar vibe) and talk about how cool and hot she was and how much he wanted to be with her when he knew i liked him. Very cool chill vibes

>>81809818
*has sex with you*

>>81809818
sounds like quite a charmer
he still your oneitis?
ok but what do you look like? lotta people don't look like her

>>81809836
*beats you up*

>>81809832
>>81809855
*teleprots behind u*
heh, nothin' personnel kid...

>>81809864
*uses a deflection spell before you touch me*

>>81809818
As a moid when we do this it's usually a form of negging or flirting depending on how they compare. I don't think I'd ever send photos of another hot girl to a girl I'm interested in unless they look similar. So either he doesn't value you at all or he thinks you look like her.

Anyway, have sex with me?

>>81809883
*counterspells ur deflection with free hand*

>>81809894
*shield spell with left hand blocking your counterspell blade, responds with a level 119 frostball*

>>81809947
JUDGE!
Shield doesn't do anything against Counterspell anon
*sheaths katana over ur corpse*
Heh, not bad kid.. but you've got a long way to go..

>>81809836
Still my oneitis but it's been 8 months since we last spoke so I'm getting over it. Idk how I would describe what I look like. I'm hapa but not the attractive model kind and more like the type you see in incel men

>>81809799
We have very different features and I'm not as white as her or as skinny as her so

>>81809892
He just didn't value me lmao. It's alright though, we live and learn

>>81809966
Im bloody fucking dead mate! How can I respond ???

>>81810130
you're an anime character you'll get better

>>81810257
You ever heard that song thats like "tim I wish you were a girl"...
Your name doesnt happen to be tim.. ?

>>81806538 (OP)
Just like this I even dyed my hair I need to wait until is longer

>>81806538 (OP)
Something about women who look like this makes me so jealous. I think it's because I'm attracted to guys that look kinda like this, sleepy eyes and natural looking

>>81812035
i used to be insanely jelly of asian women or thin ginger women because i thought they were beautiful and my ex would drool over them.
now i dont even want to be attractive and just want to be left alone lol.

>>81812035
Good taste. Would you be less offended if your moid cheated on you with girl looking this good?

>>81808069
Nope that's boringkate

>>81813318
I feel that, I don't even know what my boyfriends usual type is because it'd just make me insecure if it's not similar to me
>>81813427
He would be dead to me either way if he cheated

Is sand heavier than water.