How do you avoid getting bored of fucking the same woman for years?

I like my wife obviously but every time i go outside i see dozens of women id love to fuck

OP with that attitude you will inevitably end up cheating on your wife. Do yourself a favor and split up amicably before it gets ugly.

>>81807065 (OP)
I fuck mine different ways. It's hard to get bored of your favorite dish, especially if you mix up the cooking from time to time.

>>81807276
What do you do and how often do you have sex? We have sex almost every day still years in

I've been slowly conditioning my wife to allow me to have a harem. Starting slow with talking about letting me fuck other women, and hoping to move onto being watched by the end of the year.

>>81807065 (OP)
I just cheat a lot.

>>81807065 (OP)
I learned from WKUK, that you should cheat on your wives vagina with her asshole

You should be cheating.

Your wife is not a virgin and has been with other men. You owe her nothing. We've normalized men having to trust women who want to inexplicably go out and do things in their spare time, unsupervised.

Take advantage of that. Go out when you feel like it and give a vague casual answer if pressed later. No reason to hold something as sacred when it stopped being so long ago.

>>81807285
Different dirty talk, different outfits, blindfolds/sensation play, mutual masturbation (which inevitably just ends in sex but it's a fun change of pace), different sex toys sometimes. We have sex a couple of times a week at 10 years in.

>>81807374
Is this really the answer to female hypergamy?

>>81807344
>>81807374
cheating is wrong though
i would be sad if she cheated on me so why should i cheat
>>81807384
no offense but a couple times a week is nothing

>>81807403
>no offense but a couple times a week is nothing
Yeah I'm basically an incel

>>81807444
does she not let you fuck more than that or what or are you just busy or something

>>81807479
She has joint hypermobility so she needs time to recover after I destroy her.

>>81807492
>She has joint hypermobility so she needs time to recover after I destroy her.
haha yeaaa

>>81807065 (OP)
>married
>wants to cheat
Throw yourself off a bridge

>>81807492
>joint hyper mobility
Yeah Im giving her joint hyper mobility while youre at work faggot

>>81807528
moralfagging about it won't change a thing
men cheating on their wives on a mass scale might, though

>>81807285
>We have sex almost every day still years in
I'm entirely unsure if this is rare as fuck prior to kids or the norm
t. 5 years in and fucking 4-7 times a week

>>81807720
it's probably uncommon even without kids in the equation

probably incredibly rare when kids are born

>>81807492
Oh she has that fake disease every white woman claims to have now?

ehlers danlos or some shit

>>81807065 (OP)
Idk. I was married for 6 years and had to think about other women to cum inside my own wife. Apparently I was warned for not my post. Lel

>Having sex every day
I mean, it sounds good in theory but I think I would be exhausted

>>81807749
yeah lol i often think about women from work or that i saw during the day when im fucking her

>>81807744
It's hard to fake your elbows and knees bending significantly in the wrong direction. Looks uncanny desu. But it's convenient for sex since it applies to her hip joints too.

>>81807753
After years of being a virgin I'm making sure I'm making up for the lost time.

>>81807065 (OP)
ez. i wouldn't get bored of them. it's also very common for couples to look at other people and there is nothing wrong with that no different from looking at porn

>>81807880
>ez. i wouldn't get bored of them.
thats much easier said than done
i thought the same as you

>>81807065 (OP)
I don't really think it's a big deal to fuck other women. To go with the food analogy someone else used earlier, not like you eat your favorite food every day, just because you sometimes want to eat pizza doesn't mean spaghetti can't remain your favorite food.

>>81807953
if it wasnt a big deal i wouldnt have to hide it though

>>81807902
it's never been a problem for me. when I found out my ex cheated on me i didn't play their emotional manipulation one sided games and would sleep around with no guilt

>>81807989
thats different because she already cheated

>>81808000
and I still wasn't bored of him after the fact either. my only real issues came from how selfish of a lover he was that lacked any real romance or passion

>>81807065 (OP)

Jerk off to the memories of the other girls you fucked before you met her.

>>81808103
ive never been with anyone else than my wife

>>81807065 (OP)
Try raping. I think it will help yiu

>>81807749
I have to do this with my gf and we've barely been together for a year. When we're lazy spooning in bed, I sometimes pull up porn on my phone. I love my gf but I don't think this is sustainable.

>>81807880
Not OP, but my gf of a year and a half has had mental breakdowns because of my 4+ year old pron folders and made me delete my dirty Twitter account...
So if having wandering eyes is a death sentence, lol

>>81807065 (OP)
i wish all the men in this thread a very slow and painful death

>>81808315
why didnt you hide them lol

>>81808315
that sucks anon. here is a (you)

>>81808315
she is not the right one then

>>81808338
Christ, I wish I proofread my last post.
She didnt make it seem like it was a huge deal when we first started talking, so I never really did a full wipe or hiding. She was a lot more "pro-sex" while still chaste, more than every other woman I've met, so I never thought I'd have to lock everything up, lol
We're long distance, too, and when she was visiting just a week or so ago, she looked through all the files on my pc and ended up deleting my reaction folder, saying "it was 90% porn!!" Unironically pissed me the fuck off, as it was maybe 20% porn and a majority of it hentai, which we've established isn't an issue.
I dont know, but a few days later, she got super upset that I know her phone pass and she doesn't know mine, so I gave it up to stop her tantrum and then she flipped out over an old Twitter account I've used a small handful of times during the year.

Its just been some crazy times for me, desu. I love her with all my heart, but hooooly shit, does the menhera get difficult sometimes.
I can already hear people saying she's already cheating, but i genuinely think she's too retarded to be able to hide that.

>>81807065 (OP)
your "problem" is homemade
i'm a relationship anarchist :-)

>>81808463
Thank you, here is something sexy.
>>81808480
I hate to say the thought has crossed my mind when she had visited, but she can't live without me and the feeling is mutual.
I've also trained her to crave anal stimulation and she gets super turned from giving head and serving me in other, non-sexual, ways. She's very precious to me, in more ways than I can easily explain.

>>81807744
Burn in Hell, it's a real disorder, and it's destroyed my life (I'm male).

>>81807120
>Do yourself a favor and split up amicably
>split up
>amicably
This does not exist.
Womanbrained post.

>>81807403
>no offense but a couple times a week is nothing
No, it isn't. Get a hobby, coomer. nO oFfEnSe.

>>81808315
>my gf of a year and a half has had mental breakdowns because of my 4+ year old pron folders
You should mock her for her insolence.
Women do not get exclusive access to men. They belong in the stables with the other mares.

>>81808571
If someone punched you right in the side of your in the face right now how easy would it be to bust your jaw? Asking for a friend.

>>81808571
I was amused by the one(s) trying to say she's faking it. Like I don't know which way elbows are supposed to bend.

>>81807744
It's not a fake disorder. My father in law has been dealing with complications from it for over ten years now which usually manifest in the form of his blood vessels bursting underneath his skin and forming giant welts and bruises that take him out for a few days. He has seen several specialists around the country, taken all the genetic tests, and he still hasn't been given a proper diagnosis because the tests came back as inconclusive, even though his doctor basically treats him as having it. My wife has all the signs of it as well, including hyper mobility and we had to go see a specialist when she was pregnant to make sure she wasn't going to have any complications during birth.

>>81808776
50% chance your children will also have it. RIP

>>81808654
But I want to be all hers; it makes her feel more indebted into being all mine. Every part of her belongs to me and ought to be under my full command. We both, somewhat schizophrenically, believe I summoned or created her.
But I do agree to a certain extent. She must learn her place and I plan to punish her thoroughly and turn her into a spank slut.

>>81808678
Are you referring to TMJ?

>>81807065 (OP)
Is it actually possible to get bored of your own spouse? I have been choking the chicken to the same vanilla porn for decades now and I still enjoy it just as much as I did the first time.

>>81807065 (OP)
>How do you avoid getting bored of fucking the same woman for years?
I wouldn't know, tourist faggot. Go back.
I've been incel so long that I'd happily fuck a post-fertile woman if she were bangable, and do it for years.
Anything is better than hunting for a needle in a haystack, especially one who would insist on doing the social bullshit.

>>81808899
eh i mean you can enjoy the same actress/video only for so long, after a while you need to change it up. of course after a few weeks you can bust a gallon but you will look at other things in the same time

>>81807065 (OP)
I have no idea because i have never had sex but you have very nice taste in asses, rarely see so many good images like this in succession

>>81808502
i dont get this. what does this mean?