Two of my coworkers have dragged me into a horrible insurance fraud scheme.
>be me
>31, work in IT, lived alone, used to enjoyed peace and isolation
>start job at new company, try to keep to myself
>all other coworkers younger then me by at least a few years
>one coworker, like a 21 year old guy or something, keeps calling me "dad" as a joke
>laugh it off at first but was annoyed to be honest.
>HR one day randomly sends me a form to "confirm dependent status"
>wtf.jpg
>apparently coworker submitted paperwork listing me as guardian for "tax efficiency"
>some sort of weird bonus if you work with a family member on site or some shit
>I obviously initially decline, thinking it's retarded, and i call this fucker to explain himself on the office phone
>first he says it was a joke, the boss must have misinterpreted him
>then he tells me "you dont understand its a really easy way to get better insurance, this can help us both."
>convinces me they "never check" and anyone can get away with it
>think about it
>this is where i blame myself, i went full retard and said fine, signed off on it
>few days later
>boss comes up to me, "you know, your daughter works here but she isnt on your family plan..."
>dumb ass fucker didnt mention he had a sister also working there
>"You know, i dont think we ever had three members of the same family working on site at the same time..."
>"ha ha, yeah, crazy, ha ha..."
>things escalate
>This retard and his dumb bitch sister gave me a batch of gifts, made sure to do it in front of the boss, both are calling me "Dad" now
>get handed a crayon drawing of her, me and her retard brother with "BEST PARENT" written in glitter
>i dont know why they made that, a joke i guess
>the guy made a clearly fucking photoshopped pic of me standing with his family and put it on his office wall
How bad of legal repercussions am i going to get in when this retarded scheme falls to pieces? When will it? How fucked am I?
>be me
>31, work in IT, lived alone, used to enjoyed peace and isolation
>start job at new company, try to keep to myself
>all other coworkers younger then me by at least a few years
>one coworker, like a 21 year old guy or something, keeps calling me "dad" as a joke
>laugh it off at first but was annoyed to be honest.
>HR one day randomly sends me a form to "confirm dependent status"
>wtf.jpg
>apparently coworker submitted paperwork listing me as guardian for "tax efficiency"
>some sort of weird bonus if you work with a family member on site or some shit
>I obviously initially decline, thinking it's retarded, and i call this fucker to explain himself on the office phone
>first he says it was a joke, the boss must have misinterpreted him
>then he tells me "you dont understand its a really easy way to get better insurance, this can help us both."
>convinces me they "never check" and anyone can get away with it
>think about it
>this is where i blame myself, i went full retard and said fine, signed off on it
>few days later
>boss comes up to me, "you know, your daughter works here but she isnt on your family plan..."
>dumb ass fucker didnt mention he had a sister also working there
>"You know, i dont think we ever had three members of the same family working on site at the same time..."
>"ha ha, yeah, crazy, ha ha..."
>things escalate
>This retard and his dumb bitch sister gave me a batch of gifts, made sure to do it in front of the boss, both are calling me "Dad" now
>get handed a crayon drawing of her, me and her retard brother with "BEST PARENT" written in glitter
>i dont know why they made that, a joke i guess
>the guy made a clearly fucking photoshopped pic of me standing with his family and put it on his office wall
How bad of legal repercussions am i going to get in when this retarded scheme falls to pieces? When will it? How fucked am I?
