What's it like being a robot in Australia?

>>81808325 (OP)
It sucks. Everyone is outgoing and normie. I don't even have the accent and I've lived here my whole life.

>>81808325 (OP)
KANGAROO JACK

>>81808339
exactly, everyone is mentally healthy and happy with their massive friend groups that go out every night. if we dont conform to that or have our own problems, youre basically dead to everyone

>>81808325 (OP)
Living in this feminist gynocentric hellscape of a country is a humiliation ritual if you are a non chad. you can't even afford a place to live

also what happens in western australia
nothing?

>>81808431
Mining mostly, also it's the only state where owning refused classification material can get you locked up

>>81808431
I want to know what happens in the central part of the country near Alice Springs. Drunk abos and heat?

miserable
everyone is a hyper introvert, all the capital cities are 1000 kms apart from each other so if you meet someone online that you share interests are odds are they live a 10+ hour drive from you
hentai is illegal, everything is insanely expensive

>>81808325 (OP)
Everyone is massively averse to cringe to the point of public meetings/gatherings being the most asinine, uninvolved and emotionally cold things in the world

People are not necessarily extraverted or introverted, however they are exceedingly polite in all circumstances. This presents as people just being "normies" but in reality that just isn't true.

It's very hard to make money unless you work in mining and are willing to give up half your life travelling. I don't know, I'm 28, earn a decent income but I'm capping out what I can earn and I'm pretty desperate to find something so I can actually larp at being wealthy

>>81808325 (OP)
I'm so fucking lonely
I cannot relate to my co-workers
I have not made a single friend since I was 13 years old. I'm 25 now.
All my friends drifted away from me since high school ended
I have had no romantic experiences in my entire life
My family (brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents) don't talk to me at all when I go to gatherings
People look at me weird, act like I don't exist (mostly coworkers), a cashier mocked me the other day presumably because I am low energy and didn't give her the whole "how ya goin?" small talk spiel
Everybody goes out and drinks and parties and clubs and laughs and gathers while I go straight home and sit in a big house all by myself.

I want to be a dad so fucking bad

Horrible. I've never met anyone in real life that understands me. Everything is expensive, everyone is annoying and there's nothing special. I live in Tasmania too, so it's pretty isolated. i wouldn't say there's anywhere else I'd want to live, but I still dislike it here.

>>81809579
I couldn't kill myself once, let alone a thousand times.

>>81808325 (OP)
My rent skyrocketed from $380/week to $470/week this year. Car insurance $60 to $120. Internet $85 to $100. Groceries similarly expensive.

All women are exactly. EXACTLY. The fucking same. EXACTLY. Standards are so high too and they carry on like high school girls. It will be impossible for a robot to find a wife in this country.

Workplaces are a popularity contest.

Everybody loves to bootlick the government as restrictions our lives becoming increasingly dystopian. Public support for forced COVID vaccination was overwhelming and there is still no remorse for people who lost their jobs simply because they refused to get the vaccine.

All the young people are on drugs and are retarded. The old people are just as out of touch with the social climate as they are elsewhere.

>>81809733
Oh and the increase in Indians and Arabs has been fucking insane. I don't think it's nearly as bad as in Europe but it's bad enough that I can confidently say the social makeup of the country has changed DRASTICALLY since 2015

>>81808325 (OP)
fully neeting can be somewhat cozy if you live with your parents because neetbux are easy to get and more than enough to fund any a moderate liquor/substance habit and other assorted treats
if youre working and trying to make ends meet in certain cities its a herculean task. worse in certain places than others (e.g. sydney rent has skyrocketed since the pandemic whereas melbourne rent has gone down)
making friends is extremely difficult, even more so than the US because if youre a uni student, 90% of your costudents live at home and you only see them for two hours every week (as opposed to most places in the world where you live on a dormitory etc). the cities are also very distributed i.e. few people actually live close to the cbd areas
most normies in adulthood (even its later phases) are primarily still in their high school friend groups, if you didnt get into one of those tough luck eat shit

sucks, don't connect with anyone here, they all have their own friends and don't want anymore than they have, either that you i'm so weird and repulsive they don't want anything to do with me and have no problem letting me know this without even saying anything

fuck off eric, you're a clown

>>81809671
I've been thinking about moving to Tasmania in a few years. Would you say you enjoy living there rather than something like Queensland? I'm mostly interested by the climate which seems like something I would love.

years ago i met a cool bunch of people from my city on /r9k/ of all places and we all live together now
it's a shit place to live but as long as i have my wife and daughter and we have a roof over our head and an internet connection we get by just fine
keep your heads up ausbots, we're gonna be just fine

>>81809786
overall seems like places to meet in public are lesser than in usa

>>81809857
>picrel
This is so friggin based

i remember a friend i made on this board a few years ago who also lived in sydney. they wanted to meet up but i was spooked and also had very bad self esteem because of acne. now they no longer have discord. alucard im sorry.

>>81809857
>That sex doll
Anon i hope that is not you in the pic or you are risking some serious jail time for owning it...

>>81808578
US military bases

>>81809733
I forgot you faggots payed everything weekly.

>>81808325 (OP)
high ping on counter strike

>>81809786
im living in dormitory style uni accommodation in melb and everyone is so normiefagged. the rich people that can afford to live in such an accomodation style just circlejerk over their expensive trips to europe, and us scholarshippers are worthless in their eyes

even on uni campus, nobody talks to each other. international students make up 90% of the classes and they only speak mandarin to each other, so basically nobody to meet. the couple of people ive met just hang out with their high school friends and refuse to see you for any reason other than studying.

men in clubs dont look at people who look like me, just the mega stacy cool girls who wear nothing. men have insanely high standards and wont settle for any flaws, just as the women do.

neetbuxx is good for vices, but not when a bottle of vodka is $50+, cigs are $40+ per pack. fucking hate it here all these cunts are so plain and boring

>>81809649
i feel you, havent made an actual friend since primary school, and the culture here is impossible to make new friends unless you already have friends to introduce you to new people with. stuck in a perpetual loneliness cycle, no romantic prospects, no friends.
i feel you with the wanting to be a dad thing, i want to adopt a kid and be a mum just to stop myself from being so isolated but even then, the government basically makes adoption impossible

>>81808325 (OP)
to add to all this normie shit if you dont watch fking retarded normie sportsball of any kind ur so fked socially. EVERYONE seems to be into sport. gaming is so dogshit, because our already little

gaming population gets fragmented over all the different games. can't play any new games because no servers/no pop/ no oney for companies. playing with overseas is high ping misery.

any robots going to animaga in Melb in august

>>81810228
i literally live in melb cbd and havent heard of this, thanks for the reminder i shall be purchasing tix

>>81808325 (OP)
It has come to the point where the normie Australian accent grates on me more than any other in the world. People are generally benevolent but it is so fucking gay hearing my coworkers express false, half-assed enthusiasm about each other's weekends and capeshit/sportsball hobbies etc.

>>81810197
>playing with overseas is high ping misery
I get ~100ms to SEA servers. Not good, but it's workable. The real problem is the subhuman monkeys I have to play with.
>TANG INA MO
>BOBO HAHAHA

>>81810401
Every game i've played has oce servers, you niggas must be playing basketweaving simulator 3 or something

>>81810417
If I want to actually find a match at 3am in the morning OCE servers won't do.

>>81808325 (OP)
In Australia you can have some mild robot characteristics, but if you are good at sport and highly interested in sportsball then you will be ok, people will generally accept you. But if you are a robot and are athletically limited and have no real interest in sportsall then it's hell. Australia is normie central and social conformity is highly valued here. Don't be different, don't be a contrarian. don't be a non-conformist, disagreeable alternative thinker. Australia is heaven if you:
>enjoy reality television and mainstream celebrity cultture.
>are obsessed with sportsball (particularly AFL & NRL)
>accept mainstream media and popular political opinions
>are a consumer and keep up with the latest fashion, aesthetic and consumer item trends on social media
>are all over social media
>laugh at normie jokes and dumbass slapstick/jock humour
>enjoy parties, BBQs, clubs, pubs, pub crawls, harbour cruises, discos, clubs, any event with lots of socialising, drinking and flirting with roasties.
>enjoy travelling to Bali, the Gold Coast, and Phuket.

>>81810417
name the games you play then?

>>81810430
Everything in Australia is dead after 9pm, irl and online. All the employed normiefags ruined this country

>>81810437
league, cs2, osrs
>>81810431
some of these things are nice tho

>>81808325 (OP)
Do you guys think tall poppy syndrome is real? What I hate most about this country's normalfags is their utter incuriosity about anything not to do with their material interest, and how nominally well educated people feel the need to act like bogan retards to tickle their funny bone or something - but I wonder whether this isn't just the case everywhere in the world

>>81810461
>league ,cs2, osrs
league makes me want to commit war crimes. dont enjoy fps. osrs is dated.
owari da

>>81810461
See I'm a dotard, game isn't so popular is Aus. Seamonkeys love it though.

>>81810475
I see it everywhere. The bogan culture in Australia has translated into the educated and upper class. People arent see as funny or likeable unless they lower themself down to hobopill status, but must make it apparent that theyre not actually hobopilled since thats seen as disgusting. Its all become an aesthetic for people, and acting like youre trying to improve your life or work towards a greater goal is boring for most since it means you cant go to bars and get pissed with them.

>>81810461
>some of these things are nice tho
Sure, even robots may enjoy some normie things. I like BBQs and I've had some nice trips to the Gold Coast and Thailand but I'm pretty mild on the robot scale.

>>81808578
darwin nigger here, i know its not the same as alice. NT in general seems to be really isolated from most 4chan users its very rare to find any. most 4chan users are from the east coast, little in west australia, almost none in NT. i wonder if tasmania has it the worst tho

>>81808325 (OP)
most of them are fair enough (picrel) but how are you supposed to get a gf if asking someone out is sexual harassment. it's unironically over for australia, 90% of australian men aged 16-30 desperately want to leave or are actively working towards leaving

>>81808325 (OP)
Not great, as others said people here are massive extrovert normies, not very intellectual. If you want to find anyone who likes 4chan-tier things you'd probably need to go to Melbourne, but that place is also hipster pretentious central. Still I'd rather be here than America getting shot by urban brothers while having even shittier healthcare.

>>81808578
Abo bashings

>>81809579
I just said everyone here is an extrovert but also I can see your point as well, it feels like nobody wants to make new friends here and can be very insular, a paradox I guess, or the extroversion is a front.

>>81808345
I probably watched this movie a dozen times

>>81808339
What accent do you have then?
>>81810901
>I just said everyone here is an extrovert but also I can see your point as well, it feels like nobody wants to make new friends here and can be very insular, a paradox I guess, or the extroversion is a front.
Same thing in NZ. You make your mates at one point in your life, then scarcely again.

>>81808325 (OP)
It's bad. Almost by design. As an oldfag ausbot the only advice I can give you is to find your audience. Carve out a teeny tiny niche of this normietopia for you and the fellow spastics you share your life with and shut the rest of the world out.

>>81808325 (OP)
the NEETbux is really good
and no you can't have any, we are fucking full

>>81808578
>I want to know what happens in the central part of the country near Alice Springs
literally the worst place on earth, imagine George Floyd riot niggas but with even less iq (abos) and the worst leftist cucks that will stab their own child before speaking up against anything of this. on top of that you have Sahara tier heat, no rain and everything is more expensive because freight costs are ludicrous.
On weekends it turns into world war Z + Mar Di Gras because all the little brownoids come out of their caves to get drunk and fight on the street by the hundreds.
I cannot fathom a worse place in the whole planet, not kidding.

this video is a huge reference for how bad it is, also very interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGz1Tiaying

>>81808325 (OP)
Actual hell on earth for introverts

It wasnt that bad for me but i grew up in an asian bubble
If i was white it would probably be hell interacting with normies though and trying to talk about sportsball or whatever
Although people on r9k dont like asians and will treat you differently once they find out

>>81811098
I grew up watching yoga hotwife and emulated her and her husband's accent!

I work as a senior estimator in civil construction which is the most normie extrovert construction industry possible. I don't know sports, I don't drink and I don't have a wife. I have nothing to say to 90% of the people I deal with besides the 2 Chinese dudes working below me.

>>81810197
Gaming is fine if you don't play online cancer. You're probably a retarded zoomer.

>>81810120
lmfao if you're going to clubs to meet partners that is entirely your fault