Take the Tinder-pill anons

>Get Tinder Gold (so you can see who likes you)
>Swipe left on all the attractive women
>Swipe right on ugly/fat women
>You have a very high match rate for a guy
>Tinder assigns you a higher elo, showing you hotter women
>you keep rejecting them for fat bitches
>elo goes up more
>fuck slampigs
>eventually the hot women will start swiping on you first because the algo keeps shoving you in their face
>get lucky a few times with petite, hot women

It's basically a science

>>81809889 (OP)
you niggas will do anything but go outside

>>81809901
That's good advice for dates, not hookups. It's not 1990 anymore. If a women wants to hookup, she opens a dating app. I'm turning to nut, not find a gf.

>>81809889 (OP)
Did it. Didn't work for me.
And along with superlikes / boosts I spent many hundreds of dollars.
Thanks for playing.

>>81809889 (OP)
Just pretent to be gay and have butt sex with men, until you are fucking hotter guys, and then their female friends will tempt you with their pussy and you can pretend that they seduced you and turned you straight.

>>81809920
>superlikes
>boosts
you're not using the method properly
swipe on sub 4s only
you shouldn't have to spend more than just the Tinder gold

>>81809901
I go outside more than you.
I swam for five miles yesterday.
Doesn't mean I talk to women or have any idea how to attract them. With dating apps at the very least I understand when I beat the smash/pass test.
I've never managed to get a gf without talking to them online first.

>>81809933
>swipe on sub 4s only
Why would I only swipe on ugly girls?

>you shouldn't have to spend more than just the Tinder gold
I do, though.
Tinder gold was not sufficient.

>>81809969
>"Did it"
>Actually didn't do it or understand the point at all
Why are robots like this

>>81809951
not likely anon. My job requires me to be outside most of the day, plus gym, swimming and taking care of my dogs.
but yea i speak to nobody while I'm there, I think my coworkers think I'm a psychopath.

>>81809889 (OP)
That worked long ago, OP, but not anymore. Also, tinder has became a gold digger pot and a follower farming tool for most women. Take also in consideration that any dating app has an objective public, for example, the first dating app that kicked in in my area was badoo like 20 years ago, so the public is really old damaged hags and the apps try to please this group shamelessly, same thing is happening to tinder with the addition of gold digging and simp farming, tinder also shows zero remorse on upping the subscription prices and keeps adding tiers and segregating every function or "boost" while also actively sabotaging you to keep paying. Its just evil. Also, most matches i get are totally worthless because its usually women who live with their heads in a parallel universe due to the excess of attention, so its virtually impossible to keep a normal conversation with them. You can fuck them, but they wont settle because the attention whoring and cock carousel is too fun for them

tinder 'elo' is a fabrication. there is NO such thing as tinder 'elo'.

>>81809976
Are you implying that I did not try to have only tinder gold before paying for added services?
Cuz I did.

>>81809992
>won't settle
Why would you want to settle with a Tinder whore? They're for sex.

>>81809994
https://www.help.tinder.com/hc/en-us/articles/7606685697037-Powering-Tinder-The-Method-Behind-Our-Matching
Yeah they got rid of their Elo system for "Elo with extra steps"

>>81810015
>Why would you want to settle with a Tinder whore?
Because I'm lonely and I'm attracted to other damaged people.

>They're for sex.
I want companionship. Sex is just a means to that end.

>>81810015
I just swipe yes on everything and then i block them based on their profiles, i only keep the normal looking ones, im not interested in whores, i think ive fucked enough already. I know its counter intuitive to try to find a gf in a dating app like tinder, but women voted for making it illegal to approach them irl and im a law abiding citizen. Fuck their double standards, make them pay for their actions, i dont care about bitches on twatter crying to be approached

>>81809901
If you actually went outside youll realize that dating apps are the only way to meet girls these days.

>>81810007
nta but you might be retarded -- he's clearly saying you didn't do the shit on OP post

>>81809931
this is so fucking funny to me for some reason

>>81810053
only if you want roasties. You aren't going to find someone worth loving on an app like tinder.

>>81810049
>women voted for making it illegal to approach them irl
i've seen white guys approach irl so i don't believe you

>>81810068
You arent going to find someone worth loving anywhere.
In general you arent going to find women your age anywhere but on dating apps.
I mean you can try to hit them up on the street but thats an easy way to lose your job and get fined

>>81810078
The only people ive seen approach were arabic gangs and it didnt really work.
In my country we even have a feminist slogan that says "not in the street"

>>81810079
idk what shithole you live in where you're gonna get fined for hitting on a girl

>>81809889 (OP)
Humiliation ritual, shan't be partaking.

>>81810091
prove him wrong fuckhead

>>81810091
france.
We have an offence called street harassment and thats pretty much textbook street harassment. In general you arent supposed to talk to people you dont know in public.
I usually talk to random men in the train and hand them beers but thats because theyre men and wont report me for that.

>>81810106
I have a gf nigger

>>81809912
Wrong. If a whore wants a booty call, she uses apps.
If a studying whore wants to eat for free, she schedules dates every day with different guys at different restaurants (they pay).
You can only meet sensible women outside of the app ecosystem.

>>81810007
Hes saying your rating increases the more matches you get. Elo is a rating system from chess. If you were a real nerd you would fucking know that

All that time and energy to fuck some roastie.
Get a hobby

>>81810115
>You can only meet sensible women outside of the app ecosystem
Where then?
Hobby meetups? Its only men and old people (even shit like hiking, dancing etc).
Classes? Same, just men and old people
Volunteering,church? Only old people
t.has attended and still attends some regularly

>>81810125
What if my hobby is fucking roasties

>>81809889 (OP)
Thanks but I'll stay with discord and deliberately seeking minors

>>81810131
Well then godspeed anon, become the best gosh dang roastie fucker this side of the equator.

>>81809931
>r9k advice
>just become a gay sissy twink bottom until you meet more girls and then come out of the closet as a heterosexual

>>81810084
well i live in canada and life is pretty good here, so i guess i can't relate

>>81810172
this is why nobody on this board has a girlfriend
>>81810177
jeet central :(

>>81810188
>jeet central :(
such a nasty word. don't use it. rise above.

>>81810007
Imagine paying for Tinder because you're that repulsive (still won't help)

>>81810078
Maybe you dont live in a brainrotten feminist shithole like i do. It has gotten so bad that zoomettes are the ones who do the catcalling on the streets out of pure desperation for cock

>>81810126
You can't be helped. I was, and many others, making small talk with women we met and they were obviously interested in a talk, which escalated to a date. You seem to be porn brained and all you think about is where to find women to fuck.
Protip - women like when you treat them like people and not a piece of meat. Only a minority which is fucked in the head loves to announce on the Internet how much they find it hot to be treated as a piece of shit whore (which they are).

>>81810209
Idk in which paradise country you live but it never happens here. Women basucally have infinite options, one of my coworkers told me she stopped going to the gym because she was getting hit on several times by plenty of guys. Another one showed me her linkedin and she had hundreds of messages of desperate men flexing their careers and companies to try to seduce her.
Hell even in my company every women has a flock if men around her

>>81809889 (OP)
Am I a foot fag? This is the hottest pic I've ever seen.

>>81810230
>making small talk with women we met and they were obviously interested in a talk
Where do you meet women then. Dont dodge the question. Ive attended and still go on hiking meetups and dancing sessions and its litterally only men and old people
>youre too porn brained
I dont want sex and i think the last time i saw something even remotely sexual was 6 months ago
>how much they find it hot to be treated as a piece of shit whore
Ill just assume youre projecting here

>>81810233
>here
where
why the fuck does nobody say where
narrowing it down to a fucking country will not dox you
stupid fucking NIGGER

>>81810301
france. Ive already said it before.

>>81810318
oh, sorry. man I was talking to a young winemaker from burgundy a while ago and I was shocked to find out that his romantic prospects are zero. dude is handsome, a lil under 2m tall, super cool, comes from a rich family, but nope. shit is ridiculous. this world deserves to burn

>>81810209
well if that's happening i don't see what the problem is, just let them pick you up

>>81810363
My family is from corsica but i live and work in another region and its kikd of the same.
Almost noone has a gf here and the few people who do met them in high school

>>81810376
I do, but they are too brainwashed by feminism and leftism at the same time of being horny and lonely. They act all uppity and hypersexual but they have this insane fear towards men. I even gave one of them the full gf treatment and she still ghosted me after a while, i talked to her before about her attitude being weird (no emotion, no proofs of love even when she said she was into me, she didnt accept gifts or me taking her to dinner) it was weird. She openly spoke shit about men and it was like me being nice to her couldnt happen in her universe. The other ones did lovebombing or larping as if they wanted relationships but they always end up "changing their minds". I get it, they are in the hoe phase and shit and i 100% support it and understand it, but its weird, its like they are taking the role of men now, male zoomers ive met are kinda effeminate/soft/delicate, so i guess it makes sense. Mouse utopia kind of shit over here

Is tinder still the go to app? It looks like shit since match.com put a pay wall up and rigged the results with a rating system.

>>81810548
it's a hookup app and only pearl clutchers will argue different. unless the person says they only want dates or fwb, approach it like nothing less. don't waste time, place your cards on the table, and stick to the objective of fucking or else they will move into the hundreds of other people who will. just be respectful and chill while doing it. it's essentially like speed dating at a bar or club and yes, some girls just want to jork it to a fantasy so be a good trained puppy and behave

is that a teenager

>>81810626
No, she's not

>>81810616
Yep, exactly

>>81809889 (OP)
more like
>download tinder
>pay for nothing
>swipe on hot girls for a while
>wait a few hours
>chat with the hotties that seem most interesting
>meet up and fuck that eve
That's all there is to it.. Tinder was made for express physical connections

>>81810645
Sure if you're attractive enough to do that, then totally. This post is for normal dudes

>>81809889 (OP)
feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet
lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
MUST FUCK MUST FUCK

>>81810659
it's not always about looks, anon. most girls on there just want to cum so don't be like Chad and bring something more to the table than penis goes in vagina because 9/10 girls can get a Chad but are quickly disillusioned. be exciting without being a creep by putting them on the stand and asking for kinks or limits. say what you want to do for sex and respect if they say no. show some knowledge about toys and basic anatomy. Lube isn't optional so bring some. if you want anything less, get an escort or start picking up girls from church

>>81810740
To have that conversation, she has to look at your picture, find you attractive, and swipe right.

>>81810757
not really. you can put most of that in your profile. people tend to read that more than pictures which are a dime a dozen. be self aware and temper expectations. even complete ugly bastards can match if they aren't basic

>>81810810
nta but this is totally not true and also Tinder will ban you for writing stuff like that in your about me

>>81810919
demoralizing aside, you can still express it with some tact and clever wordplay. If it works for trolling and dunking on me, you can easily do it on a tinder profile

>>81810659
Why not just try to get more attractive, then? It's not rocket science.

>>81811335
"bro just mew" KEK

>>81811560
my panties just magically dropped

>>81809901
i go outside everyday yet i m still lonely pussyfree subhuman at 36. All bitches wear airpods and are unapproachable but even if they are approachable they are ready to record you and make fun of you in social media for being a sub8 man who DARED to express his heterosexuality in this sub8phobic world

>>81809889 (OP)
imagine spending real, hard-earned cash on some dumbass dating apps that's filled to the brim with used up foids who reject 99% of men in their feed
you've got better chances at becoming a millionaire in a casino

>>81811727
This sounds like a completely (You) problem. I can guess you don't care about making yourself presentable and look at women with that creepy stare, because all you can think of is sex. You believe Sex makes or breaks your value as a man. Better your tainted genetic line end on you, for the good of humanity.

>>81811560
>defeatist mentality
Okay, I see your game now. Enjoy tinder "gold", lil bro.