Thread 81811103 - /r9k/ [Archived: 465 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:36:00 AM No.81811103
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imagine this, you finally get your dream /r9k/ femcel gf and you decide to meet up but she turns out to be like really weird and freaky and wants to tie you up in her basement and eat you alive

what would you do in this situation, moid?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:38:45 AM No.81811121
the average r9k moid here cannot fathom an actual femcel, they have this idea that we are cute shy girls :3 all incels are volcels since they run away at the idea of a real femcel
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:42:30 AM No.81811142
>>81811121
I picture sems but uglier. Still would.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:44:56 AM No.81811157
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>>81811103 (OP)
>>81811121
I would try to reason with her and make a compromise where she foregoes her most damaging, hurtful, illegal fantasies and in return I wholeheartedly accept becoming her pet moid. Obviously she can't eat me, as then I won't be able to serve her anymore.
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BlackManiac !!incHr6gLbr+
7/13/2025, 11:47:44 AM No.81811175
well, i'm so desensitised that i'd probably tune off most situations or match the energy, I can only imagine scat/piss/vomit fetishes where i'd be unable to go on.
if she isn't an indie game gremlin tho, fuck no
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:50:01 AM No.81811191
>>81811157
anon, why do you have that saved?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:52:34 AM No.81811203
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>>81811191
I have a lot GIWTWM pictures
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:21:58 PM No.81811372
>>81811103 (OP)
I would wake up from my nice dream and go to work. Because in reality no girl can be attracted to me in any way since I'm actually ugly and not just pretending, confirmed by multiple girls I've talked to. I'm a truecel.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:27:13 PM No.81811404
>>81811103 (OP)
the idea of femcels being real is the most ludicrous part of this hypothetical but if this did happen i would cry tears of joy that my dreams have finally come to fruition and wholeheartedly accept my place in her basement
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:29:31 PM No.81811420
>>81811103 (OP)
i grab her by the throat and choke her
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:42:29 PM No.81811527
>>81811404
we are real anon you will have this dream one day, its worth the effort kek
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:43:25 PM No.81811532
>>81811103 (OP)
I overpower her and rape her.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:46:26 PM No.81811551
>>81811532
obviously not thinking of a truefemcel then, you people are so delusional you have this weird picture in your minds that were even rapeable kek
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:21:27 PM No.81811848
>>81811527
>you will have this dream one day
i can only hope
>its worth the effort
what do you mean by "worth the effort"? i dont think any amount of effort i could put in to anything would be able to alter the fact that this scenario will never be applicable to me
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:23:49 PM No.81811870
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>>81811103 (OP)
This is an oxymoron. If she were really my dream gf she wouldn't be like that at all. Eating someone alive is terrible what the heck. Thats not a sexual preference thats a murder charge.
An0nymous
7/13/2025, 1:26:13 PM No.81811889
>you finally get your dream /r9k/ femcel
That's not my dream. That's a fucking nightmare
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:31:26 PM No.81811927
>>81811103 (OP)
accept my fate with a smile :3