I think I have the retard voice because people always talk down to me and act like im a kid even if im older than them. wtf do i do

vocaroo you saying your post

>>81811598
here u go
https://voca.ro/1kZpq08TjyF5

well at least you don't have the loser stoner voice. and i'm probably older than you anyway so it doesn't really matter.

>>81811777
Great advice.

>>81811762
Talk from your chest not your throat/nose.
Fix your posture, I can hear that slouch. Shoulders wide, project.

>>81811785
>Fix your posture, I can hear that slouch.
wtf

>>81811785
you're supposed to ask me to post a vocaroo of myself reading my post

Atleast you aren't laughed at online everytime for having an accented voice, anon.

>>81811809
>>81811811
you guys next hehe

>>81811809
But you already did that I'm confused

>>81811798
My ears never miss anything, I can tell you your hair color as well.

>>81811762
Are you like an FTM tranny? Because you sound like one.

>>81811581 (OP)
I'd rather have your voice than my robotic monotone voice. Mine creeps the shit out of people. Doesn't help that I'm ugly ofc

>>81811822
>But you already did that I'm confused
Not me (op) that's probably the stoner guy
Also honestly thanks for the advice ill try the chest thing

>>81811819
Anon may I hear you say your post in your voice lmao

>>81811832
are u srs im gonna kms now

>>81811762
Your voice is okay. It's just low

>>81811762
if its any consolation you have more of a gay faggot voice as opposed to a retarded one

>>81811862
im op anon i already did ur next
>>81811880
did u mean high or do u also think im a gorl

>>81811896
Sound retarded in this but here:
https://vocaroo.com/1fLxmyOLi8co

>>81811896
I meant high. Damn my retarded brain

>>81811876
Yeah, sorry bro. Your voice should get a bit deeper as you get older though. How old are you? You sound really young

>>81811952
just talk with no accent pretty easy fix

>>81811581 (OP)
>https://voca.ro/1kZpq08TjyF5
You sound youthful, but not retarded. I sound like a half-deaf Sean Bean, so think yourself lucky, ye bastard.

>>81811986
Sorry mate i'll do that next time

>>81811887
is it the pitch how do i sound like a straight heterosexual
>>81811952
you mog me
>>81811964
>>81811995
Thanks guys but I'm in my mid-20s i think its over. Also >>81811995 poast

>>81812033
Don't worry about sounding homosexual. All the kids sound like fags these days. You all adopted the gay lilting manner of speech along with the faggy lingo from using Youtube and TikTok too much. It is what it is. Even if you don't use TikTok you still absorb it from people that do.
If people treat you like a kid it probably more of an overall vibe problem. Do you have your own job? Do you live on your own and pay rent/bills? Are you generally capable of handling things without the help of your parents or others? Are you a virgin? All these things manifest themselves in the way you carry yourself. People can tell whether you're a functional adult human or not. There is no shortcut to fixing this.

>>81812033
>mid-20s
Your voice can still get deeper. Not by an insane amount but it can. Do you at least look young?

>>81812033
>s it the pitch
i think thats part of it, you sound sort of like how non-passing mtf trannies do when they try super hard to force a feminine voice. also the way you pronounce your vowels, specifically in "do" and "me" sounds stretched out similarly to how a foid or a fag would pronounce it

>>81812123
>Do you have your own job? Do you live on your own and pay rent/bills? Are you generally capable of handling things without the help of your parents or others? Are you a virgin? All these things manifest themselves in the way you carry yourself. People can tell whether you're a functional adult human or not.
Yes to almost all of this
>>81812127
>Do you at least look young?
Yea somewhat
>>81812193
>you sound sort of like how non-passing mtf trannies do when they try super hard to force a feminine voice.
Now I'm both an ftm and a mtf wtf. I don't want to sound like this kek. Good point though with the vowels though