Thread 81814090 - /r9k/ [Archived: 393 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:47:24 PM No.81814090
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It's about time we had survey thread:
Biological sex?

Mental illness? (your BPD, tranny AGP, cuckold fetish etc goes here)

Which animal would you pick if you had to have its ears and tail as part of your body considering list below?

>dog
Downside is that you'll be prone to having fleas.
>cat
Downside is that if you're female, during your fertile days you'll be unbearably horny so you either suffer, or find yourself top endurance coomer bf, or you're going to have reputation of slut and do things you'll regret later on.
If you're male you'll grow barbs on your cock, causing pain for girls and thus make them hesitant to have sex with you.
>bunny/hare
Downside is that you'll have to spend couple hours/week to grind down your 2 frontal teeth or they'll keep growing endlessly, you can do it with grinders or just open hard nuts with teeth every week. If you're female you will also be able to get pregnant while already being pregnant so you will never get breaks from your periods.
>fox
Downside is that you're going to smell heavily evey time you take a piss.
>horse/mare
Downside is if you ever break your bone, it will take extremely long time to heal and you will never regain original performance in broken limb. If you're male, you will additionally cum in couple pumps half of the time you have sex.
>doe/deer
Whenever you visit nature like forests, plains etc you'll be prone to catching nasty diseases and parasites. Additionally if you're male people would joke about you being cuck behind your back and you'd be more impulsive and get into stupid fights like niggers.
>cow/bull
Downside is you'll always be either chubby or fat. Additionally if you're female, you'll be hyperlactating and have sore breasts for a long time every time you have kids.

Which animal would you pick if you didn't have to face abovementioned downsides?

What would be positivie trait of picked animal you'd like to inherit and how would you use it to improve your life?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:01:10 PM No.81814195
>Biological sex?
M
>Mental illness? (your BPD, tranny AGP, cuckold fetish etc goes here)
paraphilia paraphilia. almost everything on the wikipedia list
>Which animal would you pick if you had to have its ears and tail as part of your body considering list below?

>cow/bull
>Downside is you'll always be either chubby or fat. Additionally if you're female, you'll be hyperlactating and have sore breasts >for a long time every time you have kids.

>Which animal would you pick if you didn't have to face abovementioned downsides?
Still cow. I like being chubby fat
What would be positivie trait of picked animal you'd like to inherit and how would you use it to improve your life?
cow ears are cute, also I like hucows so it'd be easier to meet up with other ones. I might even take prolactin increasers so I could lactate for my GF (no homo)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:01:22 PM No.81814198
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>>81814090 (OP)
>Biological sex?
The only biological sex on this board.

>Mental illness?
I've got something between autism and ADD that hasn't been invented yet.

>Which animal would you pick if you had to have its ears and tail as part of your body considering list below?
Probably none of them. If I had to pick an actual fursona it'd be some kind of vile, malevolent aquatic creature like an aboleth from forgotten realms.

If I had to pick from YOUR options, probably a dog or a fox.
I'd have gone with a monkey if you left that as an option because a prehensile tail would be the only actually useful thing to have.
Maybe a ram or deer if you added that I could have the horns. My neck would get strong as fuck.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:06:20 PM No.81814230
>>81814198
>fursona
This isn't about furries. Know the difference.
>monkey
There is no point because their ears don't differ that much from ours.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:12:29 PM No.81814279
>>81814090 (OP)
>Biological sex?
Chick

>Mental illness? (your BPD, tranny AGP, cuckold fetish etc goes here)
One of the cluster bs and it isnt bpd.

>Which animal would you pick if you had to have its ears and tail as part of your body considering list below?
Cow or bunny.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:29:32 PM No.81814410
>>81814230
I don't recognize the difference.
If you're taking animal characteristics as your own, that's anthropomorphism, just like furries.

>There is no point because their ears don't differ that much from ours.
The point is the prehensile tail. It's the only tail that would be anything but a hindrance to me.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:02:35 PM No.81814709
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>>81814410
Educate yourself. It might save your life.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:07:09 PM No.81814743
>If you're female you will also be able to get pregnant while already being pregnant so you will never get breaks from your periods.
???
If anything your furry fantasy for most animals should mean they never get periods
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:09:51 PM No.81814773
>>81814090 (OP)
>Sex
Male
>Mental illness
Sperg
>Tails/Ears
Probably hare, because I already bite my nails a lot and do like chewing on things.
The only thing that could change this opinion is if I'd be the kind of bunny/hare with floppy ears. I'd want the pointy ones.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:14:13 PM No.81814820
>>81814090 (OP)
male
none that i know of (may be a sperg but undiagnosed)

dog, seems to have the least downsides
i mean i can just wear an anti-flea necklace and be done with it
that plus a decent shower everyday, if i get anti-flea shampoo then i'll be fine too
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:16:54 PM No.81814846
>>81814820 (me)
oh, there are two more questions

>if no downsides:
still dog i guess

>positive trait
the hearing and smell
one would allow me to hear some great fucking music, and the other would allow me to still pay attention to things if i was focused on something (eyes and ears occupied)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:17:15 PM No.81814849
>>81814743
It's true, look up european brown hares. They can actually get pregnant with another batch of litter while they are already in late stage of pregnancy already.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:18:33 PM No.81814856
>>81814849
My point was obviously about the period part not the pregnancy part
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:21:49 PM No.81814891
>>81814198
>I've got something between autism and ADD that hasn't been invented yet
Aren't you just a special little snowflake. Lmao
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:27:59 PM No.81814949
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>>81814090 (OP)
>Biological sex?
dude
>Mental illness? (your BPD, tranny AGP, cuckold fetish etc goes here)
some schizophrenia, I forgot
>Which animal would you pick if you had to have its ears and tail
after considering the list bellow, I choose a human, male, warrior with a longsword
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:28:11 PM No.81816315
>>81814949
That's cheating. You aren't allowed to pick that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:31:28 PM No.81816348
>>81814891
>Aren't you just a special little snowflake. Lmao
Not really. Think about all of the people you know that could fit the bill with such a diagnosis.
I certainly know quite a few.