>tell my dad im about to be virgin at 26

>yeah so what you want to be a pornstar ? I know a hobo down the street whos a 50 year old virgin ?

>just fuck a hooker instead, you dont need a girlfriend. Its better that way

How could a man deliberately want his own son to be miserable ? Shouldnt it be natural male behavior to want your own offspring to be successful?

i read that all in carl's voice.

>>81814713 (OP)
>How could a man deliberately want his own son to be miserable ? Shouldnt it be natural male behavior to want your own offspring to be successful
You're dad didn't waste his life on the internet like you did loser, he just thinking like an old man. You are over thinking it, why the fuck your dad care if you fuck or don't fuck. You're not chad

>>81814713 (OP)
my dad told me he lost his virginity at 14 to a hooker and that was normal his age

>>81814721
Yeah imagine a fat abusive Italian drunk
>ya wanna be a computa programmer ? Why dont ya suck dick for a living instead ! Why dont you go do a Dubai porta potty for the Arab shah !

Pretty shitty life situation ngl

>>81814734
He actively gets in the way of my own success and sabotages me. Forced me into a shitty career and makes my life a genuine hell as well.

>>81814713 (OP)
I once booked a hotel and my dad checks my bank account records.

He was like did you order and escorts or something, I totally understand.

I was like no I'm no comfortable with that lol, just needed some rest

>>81814713 (OP)
>How could a man
he was not educated.
>shouldnt it be natural
lower your expectations

>>81814713 (OP)
That's a shame he is so indifferent.
A real based father would have taken you to a brothel at 16, so you wouldn't have to worry about shit like this for another decade.

>>81814858
He did, but thats aside from the point.
I was 19 though

>>81814713 (OP)
A lot of family lines are about to end because of debachery, you're not alone and this was prophecied in the book of Revelation btw.

>>81814713 (OP)
Not saying that how your dad is handling it is right but I'm a virgin at 19 and my dad is constantly pestering me and calling me homo and shit over it. Your dad could be handling it in a lot worse ways than he is.

>>81814713 (OP)
He told you he doesn't mind and you shouldn't mind either, dumbass.

>>81814713 (OP)
what's he gonna do, warm a girl up, tell her to put blindfolds on and then tag you in? It's up to you to get laid, and like he said, it's no big deal.

>>81815261
You should be grateful he cares and is pushing you.