>just be tal-ACK!

Right has more SMV than the entirety of Asia, Africa, and Latin America combined.

>>81820025 (OP)
6'2 guy wins if he just takes better pics that put less forcus on whatever's going on with his eye.

>>81820025 (OP)
just have the two of them take a picture next to one-another, and the right wins

>>81820025 (OP)
right still wins

>>81820025 (OP)
the taller guy will have many more kids and sexual partners.

>>81820025 (OP)
is the guy on the left a real person who is he

>>81820025 (OP)
Guy on the right should get an eyepatch and start applying minoxidil to his hairline

>>81820413
He should also look to surgery to correct his deviated septum.

>>81820103
his name is jack hoff
>>81820025 (OP)
true but also he white tell him to go to south east asia easy cute asian gf

>>81820413
Better yet ditch the tranny pills and just get a cool bandana instead!
save some money also.

>>81820569
>that pic
OP BTFO! Manlets cannot stop losing

>>81820025 (OP)
Don't matter. They both hate themselves and would abuse their wives. One overtly. The other covertly

>>81820413
My body just told me he's secretly gay. Not joking

>>81820413
>>81820569
He looks so cool...

>>81820413
Solid Chud or Chud Snake

>>81820569
he should try growing a beard too to cover his weak chin

>>81821097
my day just got better, thanks

>>81821097
And now with a parrot he can finally ascend

Best thread on r9k lololol

>>81820025 (OP)
desu the left is more cute ngl.
t.ranny

>>81821149
FUCK RIGHT

>>81821149
But does he have a parrot? Didnt think so.

>>81820025 (OP)
In reality, the heights are the opposite, you can just tell from the face.

>>81820025 (OP)
Right can't fix his eye even with surgery but he can go to asia and mog all the ricecels.
>>81820413
Or he can just get a eyepatch and mog him in the west.

>>81820025 (OP)
Kanekimaxxing.

>>81821242
I had set my monitor to black and white. What I thought was grey was actually green.

>>81821171
Can you imagine making threads like this every waking hour of your day for free???

>>81820025 (OP)
Tal-ack? Like, talaxian?

>>81821097
>Chud: Chad, I see a cute real life anime waifu across the street, what should I do?
>Chad: Just be confident brah, u got this chud
>Chud approaches femoid
>Gets rejected
>*solid snake death sound*
>"Chud? Are you there? Chud?? CHUUUUUUUUDD!!!!"

he looks like a fucked up version of charles veitch

>>81821097
why not get a cool scar to look more masculine?

>>81823271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8

>>81823271
What was his dream again?

>>81823271
he should grow his hair out a little bit

>>81820025 (OP)
I can tell the guy on the right is not actually 6'2, tallfags can look weird but they usually have unusually strong facial bones (which can either chaddify or ogre-ize them). He's somewhere between 5'7 and 5'10.

>>81820025 (OP)
do people unironically think left is attractive anyway? disregard the height he just looks fucking retarded. right here, looks cute, has genuine interest in his face, see, the eye, and shouldnt cover it up. id happily rape him! the guy on the left, not so much. this isnt even a height thing the guy on the left just looks like some insufferable hedonist

5'9 is also tall lol, just don't be a manlet, and when I say manlet I mean less than 5'9

>>81820025 (OP)
Yeah, right. There's no way fucking way that the guy on the left is shorter than the guy on the right

nah, man. I see women with tall ugly guys all the time. crooked nose, broken nose, severely bent nose, looking like an elephant trunk. they love it. they love ugly men just as long as they're tall.

>>81824305
>5'9 is also tall
ok american

>>81820025 (OP)
I wear my sunglasses at night.

>people saying right wins
Is r9k fucking retarded? Yeah literal slayer tier guy with 1 in 10000 looks and slightly shorter than average loses to borderline deformed tall guy jfl
Being 6'2" is way way more common than being even chadlite let alone chad

>>81820025 (OP)
Now he's Momus.

>>81820025 (OP)
No shit if you're utterly repulsive just being tall isn't going to save you. Why do you guys think the most obvious shit is disproving anything? Obviously nothing is without exception.