imagine a MAN
coming to YOUR DOOR
and dropping off bottles of MILK
EVERY WEEK

THIS USED TO BE FUCKING REAL

I would've mixed my cummies in there.

>>81820876
in EVERY BOTTLE?

HOW MUCH CUM DO YOU HAVE?

>>81820873 (OP)
Not just milk but bread and eggs too.

>>81820873 (OP)
My mom orders groceries from Amazon every week, it's not that different.

>>81820894
holy fuck shit this is a revelation

I only knew about milkmen

>>81820890
>in EVERY BOTTLE?
Yeah.
>HOW MUCH CUM DO YOU HAVE?
I don't jerk off often (anymore) but when I do, the ropes are absolutely insane.

>>81820912
>but when I do, the ropes are absolutely insane.
record video unironically

>>81820903
I was one of the eggmen, can confirm

nowadays it'd be some 'jeet, nooo thankyou

>>81821030
what makes you think it wasn't jeets back then too

>>81821009
>record video unironically
I've done a few :-)

>>81820873 (OP)
All fun and games until hes giving your wife his man milk

>>81820873 (OP)
that guy fucked all the housewives while their husbands were at work btw

>>81821310
that guy fucked all our husband while we were at home and they conveniently went "fishing" at the same time the milk man went back to his truck.

>>81821159
because it was a job for nice but retarded white men, it is only in the current year that jobs for teenagers and retards go to 'jeets, though with their average 76 IQ most are clinically retarded they are still not very nice people

>>81820901
yeah well you don't have a milk box at your front door that's full of broken glass like we did, you stupid fag

>>81821335
>>81821310
>>81821292
>anon would rather some retard cuck him and fuck his wife rather than stop being a lazy fatass and get the groceries and possibly go outside and meet women

Society

>>81821403
do you have any idea how hard it was to actually break milk bottles

>>81821403
>you stupid fag
Why so mean

>>81820873 (OP)
Yeah, do a DNA test and you'll find out you're related to the milk man if you catch my drift...
(it means your grandma fucked the milkman)

>>81821457
it's so funny lmao

>>81820873 (OP)
Gotta get that milk, fresh in the mornin'.

>>81821310
tfw got the same as a landscaper

>>81821410
The point was that a goddamn milkman could save up and buy a house and provide for a whole family.

>thread about milkmen
>all the anons just want to think about the milkman fucking their wife
youre all irredeemable

>>81822115
It's a OG meme with a kernel of truth.

>>81822077
the milkman fucked my husband for fucks sake... yeah this is getting old hes like a mailman for liquids.

>>81822115
>want to
Thsts you for being too lazy to go to the store