Thread 81821137 - /r9k/ [Archived: 338 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:11 AM No.81821137
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>Moves to Chicago
>First month
>Keeps getting honked at and followed by multiple gay black men
>Almost gets murdered in a drive-by shooting
>Ran over by a car
>Gets beaten up on a train by a gang of black middle schoolers after he tries to lecture them about not crossing rail cars while using a sonic voice
>harassed by multiple drug dealers multiple times a day
>Alcoholic dad keeps making fun of him for being a virgin and uses an entire bag of sugar every 2 days
>Spends $4,000 in 45 days on Popeyes
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:16 AM No.81821145
Who is this nigger and why does he deserve a thread.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:53 AM No.81821164
>>81821145
his name is RayLifeStyles and he doesn't get the attention he deserves.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:56:14 AM No.81821191
Buy an add you fuckin gorilla monkey
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:57:10 AM No.81821203
>>81821137 (OP)
He has the ugliest nose i have ever seen
Replies: >>81821332
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:57:51 AM No.81821209
>>81821137 (OP)
What a depressing life. Urkelcells in shambles
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:38 AM No.81821225
>>81821137 (OP)
Average life of a blackcel.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:10:45 AM No.81821332
>>81821203
his nose looks fake
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:11:46 AM No.81821336
Spotemgottem
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>>81821137 (OP)
Since he's likely to get killed soon, he should become a drill rapper. Drill allows people like pic rel to have 14 kids, all by different women.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:40 AM No.81821342
>>81821336
No he has standards. He will not date a woman who isn't a Christian virgin blonde hair blue eyed white woman who loves trains and sonic.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:43 AM No.81821354
he's also bald now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlAQPXf8LLc
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:16:49 AM No.81821370
>>81821137 (OP)
Sounds pretty based tbqh
Replies: >>81821399
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:21:08 AM No.81821399
>>81821370
he just lives the funniest life
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:51 AM No.81821415
I forgot to mention how he tells all of his coworkers he is a virgin completely unprompted
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:56:43 AM No.81821627
>>81821342
Same but I'm white, anon.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:59:57 AM No.81821642
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>>81821399
>lives the funniest life
Wish I could. ! honk !honk