Guys help I just confessed to a super hot woman ive been sexting and calling with for the last 2 weeks and now I have an e-girlfriend. What the fuck am I doing. I feel so cringe. I am a 30+ year old overweight khhv american and she is a 19+ european. Do I ghost? I have no fucking job, she's going to find out I'm a fucking loser eventually. I have no job, she knows I have no job. WHY!?

for the lolz. le epic random internet friend

>>81821275 (OP)
this niggas complaining that he has legal teen pussy in his dms. fly out and fuck her already

Kek Pic checks out

>>81821275 (OP)
HELL YEAH DELTARUNE ON R9K

>>81821275 (OP)
Time to improov yourself OP. Start lifting, get a job, go back to college or find a community to join.

>>81821275 (OP)
Me and you too XD my swedish gf mogs me and loves me even though I am a fucking loser
WHY BECAUSE IT IS OUR FATE AFTER ALL THE SUFFERING WE HAVE DONE XDDD
But all jokes aside because she enjoys your company, cherish her pls

if you just want to get laid, you can lie about everything until you manage to lose your v-card and then ghost her or come clean and get dumped or whatever once you've gotten what you wanted
if something long-term is what you want, and if it's what she wants, communication and transparency is essential
let her know all your flaws, shortcomings, your insecurities, every possible reason why she might not want to commit to getting you to europe and moving in with you
it might be scary being that open with someone, you might get dumped and feel like shit, but it'd be better for that to happen now rather than after you've gone through the effort of moving in together
and if she knows all of these things and still genuinely wants you, you'll know you have something special
t. had an e-bf for two years and been living with him for 5.5 years now

>>81821608
aren't you the anon who made that thread about how ethnic girls didn't like you but european/scandinavian ones did?? like a day or two ago

anyhow congratulations anon :D

>>81821275 (OP)
So with these people basically. This guy is god. It probably is actually happening, although with a twist. God hooked them up, and is also choosing what they say to eachother. So there isnt ever anyone who just meets by accident. And, tinder and other dating sites are absolutely not real, god even manages the industry and its advertising. He posts the tinder threads and uses fake screenshots. Hes really very scary and psychopathic like that. He has had sex over 100 billion times with billions of women. He assrapes us as children too lol. And, it looks a lot like we still have minds when we get older, and also desire sex. But he wont share, and also wants something from us. So he is using brainwashing like this basically. I dunno, its definitely pretty much the sketchiest thing possible dude. This guy is so fucking crazy and terrible. I struggle often at believing this is real. He literally assrapes us dude. Like literally fucks our actual anus before castrating and enslaving us. In human terms thats quite literally the worst possible thing you can do. And, hes not even here to fight. Hes invisible. There is absolutely no way to reach him. Hes also hacked all of our devices, so if anyone is even writing about the assrape he does it just gets removed dude. I have no idea, maybe other people are out there who have noticed him.

>>81821275 (OP)
>>81821608
where did you meet those cute european women who like losers?

I'm a khhv who's generally terrified of women and have never had a gf before and somehow got an internet gf by complete accident and I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing but I figure I shouldn't worry too much since whatever it is I've been doing seems to have made her really like me. 27 years of being a weird recluse hasn't prepared me for this.
She lives about 20 hours away by plane so I'm not sure we'll ever meet but I really hope we do.

>>81822160
>if she knows all of these things and still genuinely wants you, you'll know you have something special
I was really scared to tell her that I've never had a gf before and that I don't know how to kiss but she didn't seem to mind, so maybe that's a good sign.
Do you have any other advice for these sorts of relationships, especially early on? We've only known each other since about March and confessed to each other at the end of May.

>>81822400
hard to think of general advice beyond what i've already said
probably obvious but do try to arrange at least one visit before committing to moving in and don't try to be pushy or overshare things unless she seems set on making this real
also make sure this is something you want too, you don't want to start having second thoughts yourself after you've signed a lease

Where did you meet her? Asking for a friend.