My roommate came into my room and ate my ass while I was sleeping thinking it wouldn't wake me up. He just pulled my pants down and jammed his tongue way up my asshole. I don't feel comfortable living with him anymore. My asshole still feels slimy. I'm homophobic now.

>>81823447 (OP)
Did you wait to clean it until after the police stabbed your poophole for DNA? So you could have him arrested and put on a list?
No?
It's your own fucking fault then that you let a rapist keep living with you.

>>81823447 (OP)
That sucks. Sorry this happened to you.
Also I need a roommate like this.

God I wish that were my roommate

>>81823456
I panicked and yelled at him and took a shower. I didn't know how else to respond. I almost punched him but I didn't want to hit a gay guy cuz that would look bad.

>>81823517
we should be roommates and surprise each other with ninja rimmings just for jokes. no homo tho

>>81823635
haha yeah your tongue deep in my hole... as a joke haha, no homo, haha lol haha

Homosexuals think sexual assault is incredibly arousing. It is in their nature to rape men. Look at the ancient Greeks. Look at this thread. They are not a consensual people.

>>81823517
God I wish I was op, some men have all the luck

>>81823694
both men and women think rape is arousing regardless of sexual orientation, its just become taboo because of our modern sensibilities

>>81823704
Our modern sensibilities came about because normal people do not in fact enjoy rape. That's just you, deviant.

>>81823706
then why does erotic fiction mostly revolve around being abused in some way? why do women continually admit to being extremely aroused while being raped? why do men start raping women as soon as societal infrastructure and order break down?

>>81823718
>then why does erotic fiction mostly revolve around being abused in some way?
Because normal people do not sit around reading erotic fiction.
>why do women continually admit to being extremely aroused while being raped?
They don't. That's just an urban legend passed around in incel spaces. Women do not in fact like being sexually abused.
>why do men start raping women as soon as societal infrastructure and order break down?
Because those men get off on abuse of power, but that doesn't mean they're in the majority.

Stop justifying sexual abuse, deviant.

>>81823657
totally as a joke between homies. sneaking in cuddles kissings and hand holding when grinding my dick deep into your spit soaked asshole

>>81823731
you are so ignorant that this is actually embarrassing to read, which gives me the impression that you are either an emotionally stunted and infantile retard, or a woman. probably all of the above. please leave this board and never come back

>>81823747
Stop raping men, degenerate.

>>81823767
ill rape however many men i so please, buddy

>>81823747
>YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. IT IS CURRENTYEAR, LOVE IS LOVE. LET ME RAPE YOUR KIDS BIGOT

>>81823779
And you'll go to jail and get shanked to death for it. Of course as you bleed out you'll mutter to yourself about how rape is actually natural and good because 50 Shades was successful, and no one will mourn you. If anything, they will be relieved you're gone.

>>81823795
prison is actually a prime example of just how normal and common rape is when natural law replace civil law

>>81823795
50 shades was still about consensual sex. it's the dangerous chuds that don't know how to separate fantasy from reality

>>81823447 (OP)
if he was cute, i'd let him
if he's not, i'd unironically kill him

no one eats my ass but foids or twinks

>>81823620
You should have punched the dude unless you guys were flirting, better learn.

>>81823803
>you mean CRIMES are going to take place in a building full of degenerate criminals??? doesn't this mean we should just give in and legalize everything and let them roam free and rape everyone?

>>81823738
haha oh no dont do that haha
i would totally hate it if you came inside me and held me until we feel asleep together too... what a horrible prank!

>>81823866
being a degenerate criminal is human nature working as intended without moral guardrails

>>81823803
We invented civil law for a reason. Turns out as a species, we didn't like getting raped and killing each other, so we collectively agreed not to. Those who violate that agreement are restrained, exiled and revoked from society.
The whole purpose of society is order. Justice. Fairness. Safety. We built all this for the specific purpose of ending unnecessary harm. Kill yourself.

>>81823877
> being a degenerate criminal is human nature
If that were true, humans wouldn't behave the way we do. We wouldn't bother building complex societies or instilling laws. We'd just kill, steal and rape en masse like apes. We don't do that because that actually isn't human nature. Collaboration is human nature.
Rape and sadism are antisocial behaviors, so we quell them to the best of our abilities.

>>81823896
Actually, even apes follow order. They have social structures as well, and those who violate their rules are also exiled similar to humans. Humans are not the only species that recognize the harm of abuse. Almost all species have mating rituals consisting of clear signs of consent, and penalties for subverting those rituals.

Your urge to rape isn't natural. You are literally just a degenerate.

>>81823871
Leaning in close during missionary, looking deep into your eyes, and saying I love you happy April fools in the middle of July. Top tier lark

>>81823913
passionately kissing you when you're balls deep in my ass only to say that it's just a joke bro... we do a little trolling.

>>81823884
>>81823896
yeah never mind all the war, slavery and sexual violence that goes along with any kind of exertion of will and domination throughout history. you sound like a fag with a mind too fragile to admit the violence and cruelty that exists alongside the collaborative nature of human beings. you've successfully insulated your mind from all bad qualities of human society it seems, which is very adorable

>>81823877
ANON WHERE DO YOU THINK THOSE MORAL GUARDRAILS CAME FROM? YOU THINK PEOPLE JUST SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED RULES AND A SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG FOR NO REASON AGAINST THEIR BETTER JUDGEMENT BECAUSE WHY NOT?

>>81823962
>YOU THINK PEOPLE JUST SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED RULES AND A SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG FOR NO REASON AGAINST THEIR BETTER JUDGEMENT BECAUSE WHY NOT?
no we did that because it ensure social cohesion in large groups

>>81823962
>YOU THINK PEOPLE JUST SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPED RULES AND A SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG FOR NO REASON AGAINST THEIR BETTER JUDGEMENT BECAUSE WHY NOT?
No they did it to control others. It's all for power.

>>81823949
>unnecessary harm
>unnecessary harm
>unnecessary harm
Everyone agrees war, slavery and violence are immoral. They still happen anyway because people are often placed in situations where they have no other option, which highlights structural flaws with the nature of the societies we've built, but in no way is rape at all comparable to war or violence more broadly. Again, you are literally just a sadist and a degenerate.

Do you think we should abolish all law? Shut down all prisons? Nullify all currency? Descend into chaos and just fuck it all to hell?

>>81823924
Holding your feet up and gently kissing them and along your ankles as I cum deep inside you. Not purely as a fetish but just because homies adore each others bodies no matter where. Standard edgelord behavior all around

>>81823971
>vacuous word salad that means nothing
why would we need social cohesion if forming society is pointless?
>>81823974
who's "they?" how were "they" able to get the entire world to follow rules they didn't want to follow with no incentive at all?

>>81823984
its cute how you deflect and abstracts all bad human qualities and violent drives to be a societal issue. essentially you're arguing that all good human qualities are natural, and all bad qualities are forced upon humans by bad institutions or societal flows. you sound like a leftist cuck who has never been outside. unironically get raped retard

>>81824009
I didn't say humans have non natural inclination toward violence. I said collaboration is human nature. We are also inclined to control ourselves, optimizing our chances of survival and quality of life. We do this using social structure. The structure is flawed but better than nothing. The structure also renders rape entirely unnecessary.

Psychopaths tend to think everyone is just like them deep down. Really, they're just psychopaths. They don't know their experience is abnormal.

>>81823989
tell you i love you after you finished in me and are resting your head on my chest. just straight bros being bros...

>>81824036
>non natural
no natural*

>>81824009
anon you fucking retard all interactions between humans are inherently social. violence is a tool, not a pleasure. our instincts tell us to use it as leverage. if you derive pleasure from it instead of utilizing it for some larger personal gain, you're a weirdo. the violence itself is not the reward.

>>81824042
Not before licking your hole clean and making out before falling asleep in each other's arms soaked with sweaty musky mess of passion and love stink. Absolutely not gay tho~

>>81824076
and then waking up with you in my arms and giving you a good morning kiss. straightest bros ever...

niggas is sexlarping while other niggas if fighting to the death about the philosophical implications of rape itt. wtf is even going on anymore

>>81824093
Burying my nose into your neck and softly biting as I slide my hand down to gently rub at your dick as I grind against your thigh. Asking what my homie wants for breakfast as I kiss along your jawline

>>81824148
groping your butt so you grind even more on me, saying id want pancakes in between my moans... it's so nice having such a cool bro for a roomie...

I'm beginning to think some of you might actually be of the homosexual nature.

>>81823447 (OP)
kids make up the weirdest stories anymore

>>81823447 (OP)
Are you American? If so why didn't you use your bed gun to shoot him?

>>81824161
straddling you and holding your hands above your head as I rub my precum soaked dick against your stomach. Watching passionately into my homies eyes as I make out with you and blow my pent up moaning load all over your chest hard enough that it splashes up to your chin before lovingly calling you a faggot. Baited and gottem~

>>81824208
blowing my own load as i feel your hot love all over my chest... stuck in panting daze as i look into your eyes... slowly recovering and letting you know i already said no homo so it doesn't count...

>>81824224
It seems as though my little homie is too clever for my own good and I lay bested in a pool of our cum. Panting and snuggling in with no rush to clean up the sticky mess between us. Truly cis behavior

>>81824285
yeah just cuddling with the bro, looking into each others eyes and saying how much we love each other. it's a really good thing i said no homo or this would be really bad...

>>81823447 (OP)
>My roommate came into my room and ate my ass
Ano-