>Coworkers invited me to dinner this friday
>They explicitly said they hate asocial people
I'll be sitting there the whole time not talking to anyone it's going to be an humiliation I'm going to hate every second of it

>>81825892 (OP)
>don't go
fixed it for you, brah

tell them to pay you in alcohol or youre not going

Fucking cancel it.
Offer no explanation.
If they push you, tell them you'd be a bad guest.
If they still push, admit to them that you're asocial.

>>81826520
>>81825913
They gon have another one in August! If I escape this one there's no way I'll escape the next


Why meeeee

>>81826651
are you really asocial if you care what these fucking retards think? The only thing that'd matter is if you'd get fired over it and I don't think there's any chance you would for just skipping some retarded night out.

>>81825892 (OP)
SHOOT IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post bodies

>>81826694
That's an internship i would probably not get hired if I refuse normalfags social gatherings

>>81826651
Better to honestly tell them you'd be a shit guest and withdraw, than to not tell them and then disappoint them. No doubt they'd be cunty about wasting food on you, if you are such shit company to them. Just thank them and decline. Say you're always busy. Get the fuck out of that thing, anon. You already know it will be a disaster.
Closest I ever got to a situation like that in my single year of wage-cucking was a Christmas dinner at some place where I hated the food. I was not going to pay to go to a place that I couldn't eat at. So I told them I wasn't going and that was the end of it.

>>81825892 (OP)
Will be there drinks?
Do you drink?

>>81828010
I don't drink
If you ask if drinking makes me talk more the answer is no
But there's probably going to be beer
But there's