Thread 81831980

what if you were offered 40$/hr to be my caretaker by the state

>>81831980 (OP)
>tfw no house moid to play dress-up with
shame. i do wonder if there's a service for that tho

>>81831980 (OP)
I'd take it, but they'd have to pay me $75/hr if I have to wipe your ass.

>>81831980 (OP)
who did you rapist?

>>81832762
she didn't rape anyone, she's weak and slow. She's not fucking anything without its consent except maybe one of those wheelchair tards.

if sems is hungry, i'm there for her.
if sems is thirsty, i'm there for her.
if sems is horny, you know damn well i'll be there for her.
if sems is bored, i'm there for her.

>>81831980 (OP)
Even better idea, I'll register my house as a group home for the girls of /r9k/, and collect government checks for every one of you that is placed in my care by the state.

I would dig a 40ft deep hole in the ground. Build a replica of her bedroom and bathroom down there, put her in the hole, and lower the things she needs with a bucket on a rope.

>>81832778
she's also not a girl, 80% of the "women" on this board are just troons

>>81831980 (OP)
I'd pocket the money, buy you a couple pizzas and sodas every week and otherwise completely neglect you.

Btw, do you want to play risk? I'm thinking of getting a few anons together to play risk. I already have 4 maybes.

>>81832813
>she's also not a girl
correct. she's my beautiful FAT woman.

>>81832813
80% of us have see the picture of her pussy

(wrong image btw)
>>81832813
She's posted her nudes. She's a real woman you can relax with that

>>81832716
>dress up
bvsed
>>81832762
mindrape
>>81832786
ooourp. thank yuo nonny
>>81832790
LMFAO. neet commune......
i need to summon the horde
>>81832810
why r u buffalo billing me...
>>81832817
hmmm i dont have risk
id be OK with 90c cans of soup and bulk store brand seltzer :3

>>81833134
>why r u buffalo billing me
in a previous thread you hit me in the head with a frying pan and tied me up. In this thread you go in the hole.

>>81833134
>ooourp. thank yuo nonny
semmy semmy semmy semmy semmy semmy sem~
semmy semmy semmy semmy semmy seh-meh seh-mee~
i'm going to impregnate you and then we're going to live an awesome life and then and then and

>>81833134
Risk is free on steam. There are also a few sites where you can play modded versions of the game. Me and a buddy are looking into it. It's all totally free
>id be OK with 90c cans of soup and bulk store brand seltzer :3
Sweet I can make that work. If I'm feeling particularly lazy though I might just give you half the cash and tell you to figure it out. I'm not a very consistent or motivated person but I'm always happy to scam the Government.

Someone should make a compilation of doom creepily hitting on fembots and trying to get them to add him on places. Earlier was beanie's thread

>>81833383
I think Doom would appreciate it if I rubbed my cock between his balls like paizuri...

>>81833383
doom does this, mike does this, pizza delivery anon did this (still does, saw his tag some days ago), the anon that posts tit size threads does...

>>81833396
Mike is a real funny creature.

>>81833396
also the "fat girls only like skinny guys" anon

>>81833383
I've been in sems server in the past and interacted with her off site probably more than once. I have zero interest in being close with her and she knows it.

Doom is less a person and more just a conceptual boogeyman to harass e-girls and torment incels with at this point, which was always the intention more or less. Unfortunately most ppl just use the name Doom to say really gay shit because haha Doom r gae am so funi
I wasn't in beanies thread.

>>81833383
>Earlier was beanie's thread
What did she say

I've been in sems server in the past in hd and interacted with her off site probably more than once in hd. I have zero interest in being close with her in hd and she knows it.
Doom is less a person and more just a conceptual boogeyman to harass e-girls and torment incels in hd with at this point, which was always the intention more or less. Unfortunately most ppl just use the name Doom to say really gay shit in hd because haha Doom r gae am so funi in hd

>>81833495
>no black face
>no deliberate reddit spacing
>doom guy is not smiling
Haven't seen an HD remaster miss the mark this bad since Halo CE...

I've been in sems server in the past HDHD and interacted with her off site probably more than once in HDHD. I have zero interest in being close with her in HDHDand she knows it.
Doom is less a person and more just a conceptual boogeyman to harass e-girls and torment incels in HDHD with at this point, which was always the intention more or less. Unfortunately most ppl just use the name Doom to say really gay shit in HDHD because haha Doom r gae am so funi in HDHD

>>81833685
I've been in sems server in the past HDHDBlackFace and interacted with her off site probably more than once in HDHDBlackFace.

I have zero interest in being close with her in HDHDBlackFace she knows it.
Doom is less a person and more just a conceptual boogeyman to harass e-girls and torment incels in HDHDBlackFace with at this point, which was always the intention more or less.

Unfortunately most ppl just use the name Doom to say really gay shit in HDHDBlackFace because haha Doom r gae am so funi in HDHDBlackFace

>>81831980 (OP)
I hate the state but if it's to clean up you and your diet and your disgusting room I'll do it, chubby.

>>81832790
>Even better idea, I'll register my house as a group home for the girls of /r9k/, and collect government checks for every one of you that is placed in my care by the state.
Perfect.

Bump, this is an original bump, fuck jannies.

>>81831980 (OP)
I'm not taking a massive pay cut for you.