I love going on this website just to MOG, I'm a chad by all standards, 6'4, white, blonde hair, chiseled jaw, the whole 9 yards. Hell, I even got a few FWB stacy's I fuck on the weekends. But my favorite pastime is mogging offy doofy subhumans like yourself, I love going to places and cockblocking incels like yourself. Went to the grocery store today with a regular hookup of mine saw this manlet sub 5 norwood reaper offy doofy working the register he starts to stutter when he looks at my Stacy. I just say "like what you see" he just kind of mutters. I pull down Stacy's top and show him her tits, Stacy is surprised but I ignore that hoe, I then say "You will never see tits like these ever again" I put down $500 cash and walk out. You incels will never get to mog me I will take and do whatever I please and there is no stopping me. COPE. SEETHE. DILATE.

>>81832267 (OP)
This reminds me of that old 4chan post

>>81832267 (OP)
I'll take things that never happened for 200 alex.

>>81832267 (OP)
I know. I literally had Stacy(racheal) in my bed and I didn't know what to do. Thanks mother for fucking me up
>T.5'9" manlet who is also not fucking joking at all.

>>81832287
Broski all you got to do is pin her down and fuck her you'd know that if you weren't below 6ft. She sounds like too much for you I'll take her off your hands.

>>81832267 (OP)
remember when LARPs were creative and funny. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

>>81832282
Your just coping retard pic is one of my FWB's

>>81832267 (OP)
I can tell when indians say things like this because white people don't think blonde men are as attractive. I know this because I am a blonde man.

>>81832359
>white people don't think blonde men are as attractive. I know this because I am a blonde man.
Nah it's probably because your below 6ft and are a sub 5
Source: blonde man who is 6'1

>>81832344
damn I stand corrected. with a 166 filename he must be telling the truth.

>>81832376
YA BRAHHHH you incels really be postin my Stacy's on the board sometimes so I just saw a pic where she looked cute and posted it big whoop?

>>81832267 (OP)
Dumbass this board is full of Chads. Pic related: it's my bitch.

>>81832344
now explain to us what were your expectations when you decided to do this larp? how did you want to feel?

>>81832401
shieetttt man that be a nice one you go to ASU? that's where me and my frat bros are at we'd totally run a train that bitch if you wanted us too.

>>81832370
I'm actually 6'2 and I'm 32 and married. I like being blonde. But blonde is not the meta. Blue eyes are but with brown hair.

>>81832267 (OP)
I'm fat, ugly, and poor. You can't 'mog' that which never had a chance retard.
>hurr I'm plapping pussy
And I'm an unlovable ugly fuck that will die alone. You think you're 'dunking' on the incels but you're too stupid to realize a lot of us have completely given up. You're like a child boasting about winning a competition that every else quit out of. Good for you champ. Now kill yourself. Cope, Seethe, Dilate.

>>81832464
Why are you fat for, that is a choice

>>81832464
HAHA look at this LOSER
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS BROKE, BROWN, FAGGOT
pic related is you.

>>81832400
fuck it. you speak complete bullshit, but I'm here for it
board can use some shitposting

>>81832503
Bro I'm literally in a frat at ASU, you know that shit is true.

>>81832473
Don't care about life. Don't care about anything. Just want to hurry up and die.
>>81832482
>pic rel isn't a fat retard
you are a fucking idiot.

>>81832524
So what do you need to have before you go to the chuckbox?

>>81832537
Cash nigga

>>81832551
My man is going to ASU. Are there still chinese terrorists riding their bicycles into pedestrians everywhere?

>>81832562
yeah and what's worse is there is indian ones now too :( they always are trying to touch my stacy. Whats your disc bruh you seem cool

>>81832572
I'm >>81832453 and too old for discord. When I was there there weren't too many indians but we had massive amounts of chinese who couldnt speak english and we had a lot of uae guys who were very stupid and had stupid money. Are you born and raised or a californian fleeing the in-state tuition?

>>81832592
nah I'm originally from the Tempe area and desu I go to NAU lol but I've been to Chuckbox before its pretty good. It's just funny seeing the people seethe under this post lol.

>>81832608
I wish I had gone to NAU. I'm from gilbert and being blonde, all the mormons thought I was one of them. Then their parents would stop liking me and letting their kids hang out once they found out I wasn't mormon. NAU is a weaker school but your undergrad degree barely matters anyway. Flagstaff is so much better as long as you don't live in the dogfood side of town.

>>81832625
It's crazy how much Gilbert has grown in the last 5 years. But yeah the people in Flagstaff are so much nicer then in phoenix it's night and day. Plus I hate the heat. In all seriousness tho I hate the Asu sorority girls I work with a few since I'm in phoenix for the summer, and they are so annoying it's ungodly I genuinely don't know how people put up with them.

>>81832649
Yeah I went back for a wedding a few months ago and it's insane. The palm trees grew so tall. I moved to the midatlantic like 7 years ago. Whatever you do when you graduate do not move east of the mississippi. The east coast is a fucking shithole. Unbelievable overpopulation, tiny, everything is old, roads are horrible, traffic everywhere. The people have absolutely no sense of scale and have no idea how big the west is. It's only like 3.5-4 hours from DC to NY. Then there are the fucking trees when you drive into the south. Driving here is the worst shit I have ever experienced. You feel trapped all the time because the trees form a hallway and the clouds are lower. The people also don't understand the concept of keep right except to pass. If I have any advice for when you graduate it's dont take any job east of the mississippi. I would rather live in fucking new mexico than here if that helps put it into perspective.

I do love the cold though. Cold is better than heat because heat is inescapable but when it's cold you can just put on another layer. When I was at ASU we had a club for hipster music fans who listened to stuff like brand new, circa survive, etc. All the art hoes were there.

>>81832280
>shiz was so cash