Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:25:27 AM No.81834212
When was the last time you had the sexo? It's been 4+ years for me but I think that'll change soon.
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Thread 81834212 - /r9k/ [Archived: 320 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:27:02 AM No.81834229
>>81834212 (OP)
5 years ago, choosing to be a volcel despite my options. It's a good life.
5 years ago, choosing to be a volcel despite my options. It's a good life.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:27:27 AM No.81834234
never cuz no girl wants me due to my personality
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:30:00 AM No.81834251
>>81834229
Will you return to the path of the sex-haver eventually?
>>81834234
>due to my personality
Must be fish-like. I don't do anything besides act nerdy and it still works for certain women.
>>81834236
Well, have you at least touched boobies and licked some pussy?
Will you return to the path of the sex-haver eventually?
>>81834234
>due to my personality
Must be fish-like. I don't do anything besides act nerdy and it still works for certain women.
>>81834236
Well, have you at least touched boobies and licked some pussy?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:32:05 AM No.81834259
>>81834251
>Must be fish-like. I don't do anything besides act nerdy and it still works for certain women.
yeah
must be nice to have an actual attractive personality
i hate my fish personality
i will never have a girlfriend because of it
>Must be fish-like. I don't do anything besides act nerdy and it still works for certain women.
yeah
must be nice to have an actual attractive personality
i hate my fish personality
i will never have a girlfriend because of it
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:32:39 AM No.81834264
>>81834251
>Will you return to the path of the sex-haver eventually?
Nope, I can date girls but I usually leave them hurt so Vr, and sexbots for me please
>Will you return to the path of the sex-haver eventually?
Nope, I can date girls but I usually leave them hurt so Vr, and sexbots for me please
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:33:28 AM No.81834268
>>81834212 (OP)
last year. Fisted a guy in the park and used his loose asshole to slowly milk my cock like a living sleeve. I loved how much he was into it but my declining mental health made me call things off since it wasn't really fair to him
last year. Fisted a guy in the park and used his loose asshole to slowly milk my cock like a living sleeve. I loved how much he was into it but my declining mental health made me call things off since it wasn't really fair to him
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:35:04 AM No.81834279
>>81834212 (OP)
Last time I penetrated an escort was 2017. Got jerked off by one in February. First time I ever came outside of a wet dream. I was amazed.
Still, I find it almost impossible to perform well when I pay for it. I just can't get raging hard when there's no real desire from a partner.
Obviously I have trouble relaxing too. I fucking hate clock-watching. TFW too incel to get a post-fertile MILF/GILF fuck buddy who's safe to creampie.
Last time I penetrated an escort was 2017. Got jerked off by one in February. First time I ever came outside of a wet dream. I was amazed.
Still, I find it almost impossible to perform well when I pay for it. I just can't get raging hard when there's no real desire from a partner.
Obviously I have trouble relaxing too. I fucking hate clock-watching. TFW too incel to get a post-fertile MILF/GILF fuck buddy who's safe to creampie.
An0nymous
7/15/2025, 9:36:43 AM No.81834284
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:40:32 AM No.81834306
>>81834212 (OP)
yesterday with my gf. gonna do it more today.
any foid here could've been the one to get plapped every day but they didn't want me so now my gf gets it :)
yesterday with my gf. gonna do it more today.
any foid here could've been the one to get plapped every day but they didn't want me so now my gf gets it :)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:01:10 AM No.81834448
>>81834212 (OP)
I have sex all the time just not with women you would probably consider "desirable"
I have sex all the time just not with women you would probably consider "desirable"
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:02:48 AM No.81834459
>>81834212 (OP)
i have never had sex. i feel like if i ever did, i would hate/ never forgive myself. feels like im just not mentally mature enough for something like that. i want my wizard powers.
i have never had sex. i feel like if i ever did, i would hate/ never forgive myself. feels like im just not mentally mature enough for something like that. i want my wizard powers.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:03:24 AM No.81834461
>>81834448
don't say that. I'm sure other people would find your cousin hot
don't say that. I'm sure other people would find your cousin hot
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:04:42 AM No.81834468
The coitus
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:12:18 AM No.81834516
>>81834212 (OP)
never nigga but i'm only 19 so it's okay right?
never nigga but i'm only 19 so it's okay right?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:29:55 AM No.81834654
>>81834212 (OP)
Like 2 months ago
Like 2 months ago
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:31:10 AM No.81834665
the week my wife died
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:48:35 AM No.81834811
>>81834212 (OP)
It's been nearly two years but i'm okay with waiting until we're living together with my girlfriend
She's a virgin, too, so I'd rather wait until she's feeling comfortable with it
It's going to be okay
It's been nearly two years but i'm okay with waiting until we're living together with my girlfriend
She's a virgin, too, so I'd rather wait until she's feeling comfortable with it
It's going to be okay
kys sexhavers
7/15/2025, 10:51:37 AM No.81834827
Everyone ITT who had sex should jump from a very tall building or a bridge. All sex havers are scum.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:56:27 AM No.81834877
>>81834212 (OP)
Last night. I still need to wash my sheets, she always makes a mess of them.
Last night. I still need to wash my sheets, she always makes a mess of them.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:57:48 AM No.81834884
>>81834827
I only did it for the sole purpose of procreation under the blessing of the lord and chaperones eyes
I only did it for the sole purpose of procreation under the blessing of the lord and chaperones eyes
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:32:09 AM No.81835130
>>81834212 (OP)
Never, you filthy sex haver
Never, you filthy sex haver
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:46:08 AM No.81835255
>>81834212 (OP)
About a week ago. My gf traveled to visit her family but she's coming back tomorrow morning.
About a week ago. My gf traveled to visit her family but she's coming back tomorrow morning.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:47:21 AM No.81835270
>>81834212 (OP)
I can't fucking wait for you and your kind to leave once summer ends. I would tell you to go back to tiktok or reddit, but you already posted your more normal thoughts earlier and still got bored.
I can't fucking wait for you and your kind to leave once summer ends. I would tell you to go back to tiktok or reddit, but you already posted your more normal thoughts earlier and still got bored.