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Anonymous No.81834212 [Report] >>81834229 >>81834236 >>81834268 >>81834279 >>81834282 >>81834284 >>81834306 >>81834448 >>81834459 >>81834481 >>81834516 >>81834654 >>81834811 >>81834877 >>81835130 >>81835255 >>81835270
When was the last time you had the sexo? It's been 4+ years for me but I think that'll change soon.
Anonymous No.81834229 [Report] >>81834251
>>81834212 (OP)
5 years ago, choosing to be a volcel despite my options. It's a good life.
Anonymous No.81834234 [Report] >>81834251
never cuz no girl wants me due to my personality
Anonymous No.81834236 [Report] >>81834251
>>81834212 (OP)
ive neber had sex
Anonymous No.81834251 [Report] >>81834259 >>81834264
>>81834229
Will you return to the path of the sex-haver eventually?
>>81834234
>due to my personality
Must be fish-like. I don't do anything besides act nerdy and it still works for certain women.
>>81834236
Well, have you at least touched boobies and licked some pussy?
Anonymous No.81834259 [Report]
>>81834251
>Must be fish-like. I don't do anything besides act nerdy and it still works for certain women.
yeah
must be nice to have an actual attractive personality
i hate my fish personality
i will never have a girlfriend because of it
Anonymous No.81834264 [Report]
>>81834251
>Will you return to the path of the sex-haver eventually?
Nope, I can date girls but I usually leave them hurt so Vr, and sexbots for me please
Anonymous No.81834268 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
last year. Fisted a guy in the park and used his loose asshole to slowly milk my cock like a living sleeve. I loved how much he was into it but my declining mental health made me call things off since it wasn't really fair to him
Anonymous No.81834279 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
Last time I penetrated an escort was 2017. Got jerked off by one in February. First time I ever came outside of a wet dream. I was amazed.
Still, I find it almost impossible to perform well when I pay for it. I just can't get raging hard when there's no real desire from a partner.
Obviously I have trouble relaxing too. I fucking hate clock-watching. TFW too incel to get a post-fertile MILF/GILF fuck buddy who's safe to creampie.
Anonymous No.81834282 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
coming up on 13 years in october
An0nymous No.81834284 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
>but I think that'll change soon.
You're gonna start raping soon?
Anonymous No.81834306 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
yesterday with my gf. gonna do it more today.
any foid here could've been the one to get plapped every day but they didn't want me so now my gf gets it :)
Anonymous No.81834448 [Report] >>81834461
>>81834212 (OP)
I have sex all the time just not with women you would probably consider "desirable"
Anonymous No.81834459 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
i have never had sex. i feel like if i ever did, i would hate/ never forgive myself. feels like im just not mentally mature enough for something like that. i want my wizard powers.
Anonymous No.81834461 [Report]
>>81834448
don't say that. I'm sure other people would find your cousin hot
Anonymous No.81834468 [Report]
The coitus
Anonymous No.81834481 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
never never ever (ever)
Anonymous No.81834516 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
never nigga but i'm only 19 so it's okay right?
Anonymous No.81834654 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
Like 2 months ago
Anonymous No.81834665 [Report]
the week my wife died
Anonymous No.81834811 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
It's been nearly two years but i'm okay with waiting until we're living together with my girlfriend
She's a virgin, too, so I'd rather wait until she's feeling comfortable with it

It's going to be okay
kys sexhavers No.81834827 [Report] >>81834884
Everyone ITT who had sex should jump from a very tall building or a bridge. All sex havers are scum.
Anonymous No.81834877 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
Last night. I still need to wash my sheets, she always makes a mess of them.
Anonymous No.81834884 [Report]
>>81834827
I only did it for the sole purpose of procreation under the blessing of the lord and chaperones eyes
Anonymous No.81835130 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
Never, you filthy sex haver
Anonymous No.81835255 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
About a week ago. My gf traveled to visit her family but she's coming back tomorrow morning.
Anonymous No.81835270 [Report]
>>81834212 (OP)
I can't fucking wait for you and your kind to leave once summer ends. I would tell you to go back to tiktok or reddit, but you already posted your more normal thoughts earlier and still got bored.