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Anonymous No.81835132 [Report] >>81835206 >>81835228
>be me
>27 KHHV
>meet girl at bookstore of all places
>cute and quirky, actually laughs at my jokes
>somehow we click, start texting every day
>she's genuinely into me
>finally get invited to her place after a month
>heart pounding, spaghetti boiling
>things get hot, start making out
>clothes coming off
>its_happening.jpg
>she takes her panties off
>mfw her labia looks like it went five rounds with a paper shredder
>like a microwaved roast beef sandwich
>my brain just short circuits
>instantly soft
>panic mutter something about not feeling well
>bolt out of there
>haven't responded to her texts in a week
>feel like absolute trash
>can't stop thinking about her
>she was sweet, kind, funny
but my dick won't let me forget that godforsaken meat curtain
Anonymous No.81835148 [Report] >>81835157
Fake reddit screencap story kys nigger.
Anonymous No.81835157 [Report]
>>81835148
Just because you want to eat roast beef doesn't mean everyone does
Anonymous No.81835206 [Report]
>>81835132 (OP)
based kill all roasties-
Anonymous No.81835228 [Report] >>81835291
>>81835132 (OP)
Low test. If you were high test you would have fucked her and then abandoned her beef sandwich afterwards once the post nut clarity hits.
Anonymous No.81835291 [Report] >>81835631
>>81835228
That's too mean, she's a nice girl but yeah roast beef is just unacceptable
Anonymous No.81835631 [Report] >>81836298
>>81835291
>she's a nice girl
Who wanted you to be #37. Why even date these whores if you're not gonna fuck them?
Anonymous No.81836298 [Report]
>>81835631
I can't find a virgin gf at my age with my looks