>tfw when so ronery i went to the mall to do retail therapy and pretended to be speaking with somebody on the phone so it looked like i had people to speak to
>got really into the conversation with myself
>forgot that all of the things i responded to were just things i came up with to respond to and not something actually being said to me
>having a good time
>somebody says excuse me and asks for directions
>say to my phone hold on ill call you back in a minute
>give directions
>go to my call history to start call again
>Mom, 7 days ago
>remember

>>81838320 (OP)
What did you buy? For me it's ll bean and pendleton but I also got a 9070xt recently

>>81838320 (OP)
Well... call your mommy

>>81838320 (OP)
AAhh I get it, because women spend a lot of money.
thats funny hehe

>>81838320 (OP)
Ronery af

Closest I got to that was when I went to a cougar/toyboy event that was shit. In an upstairs bar room, I pretended to be texting for however long it took for the event to move rooms. Once they moved us to the dance room, I noped the fuck out. 2008.