Thread 81839190 - /r9k/ [Archived: 350 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:32:35 PM No.81839190
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>tried treating life like a video game
>can't
there's no set rules to follow
there's no guide to any of this
there's no guarantee things will work out no matter how hard you try!

I CANT COPE I CANT COPE I CANT COPE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:33:32 PM No.81839206
>>81839190 (OP)
no one makes it out alive

anon we all reach the game over screen

c:
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:35:05 PM No.81839220
>>81839206
not op but that made me feel better today
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:35:29 PM No.81839226
>>81839206
thats actually a great relief to me
because no matter how well you played or how badly, you get the same "game over" screen

in death, we are all finally equal
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:35:44 PM No.81839231
Nigga it's like an RPG
Think of Fallout
You talk to increase your Charisma
You workout to increase your Strength
And you make a deal with the devil to increase your Luck
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:36:58 PM No.81839249
>>81839190 (OP)
>failing on tutorial mode because he doesn't believe the Bible is the real set of rules for life
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:41:32 PM No.81839300
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>>81839231
>pic related
sorry Todd, sometimes it *doesnt* work

>>81839249
>Bible
oh dont give me that mumbo jumbo bullshit
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:44:07 PM No.81839329
>>81839190 (OP)
yeah it's retarded advice to think of life like a video game because it just isn't
if it were I'd be rank 1 but I'm not so it's clearly not
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:49:35 PM No.81839391
>>81839300
Anon try asking yourself if you've ever seen Christians screaming into image boards that there's no guide and they can't cope. Is that something characteristic to a faithful person or a faithless person?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:50:14 PM No.81839400
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
ALL THE WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COINS
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:58:51 PM No.81839497
It's a shitty game, that's why. Ironically, the great part about games, the part that people shit on the most, is that they mean nothing. They don't necessarily translate into skills in the real world, winning or losing a game isn't important, all you need to do is enjoy yourself. Even in a game without set rules, without guides, without guarantees, they can still be fun to explore and learn about. In real life, everything matters. Everything is a job, anything you choose could inevitably ruin your entire life, everything is serious. There's no chance to relax because everything you do has potentially serious consequences. You always have to worry about every little thing because it can and will eventually bite you in the ass.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:04:22 PM No.81839552
>>81839497
you hit the nail on the head, man
it's like i've disassociated and i just "woke up" - i just realized

i feel so fucking stupid holy shit
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:26:58 PM No.81839753
made this thread about an hour ago
the feeling's sinked in

its like... i cured my autism or sum shit
like, i "fixed" whatever the hell's wrong with me
i gotta get outta here, man
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:27:23 PM No.81840422
>>81839190 (OP)
IKR. I hate how vidya seems so simple, and easy to progress in and master, compared to this hellish existence.
I can make millions in GTA and Gran Turismo, but I am still a hopeless NEET autist IRL.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:30:03 PM No.81840455
Is there any way to reroll my character? Having a low charisma build is basically nightmare difficulty.