Thread 81846131 - /r9k/ [Archived: 313 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:56:23 AM No.81846131
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Would this be a good photo for hinge or bumble? Also, do fembots use hinge or bumble?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:57:41 AM No.81846139
>>81846131 (OP)
are women into guys that look like this? because i kind of dig the vibe
Replies: >>81846196 >>81849511
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:58:12 AM No.81846146
not a good picture
do you have a youtube channel op
are you severely autistic?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:58:16 AM No.81846148
>>81846131 (OP)
Shave or trim your beard and make it neat. Hagrid isn't a popular look with the ladies. That's why he was out in the shed fucking magic animals.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:58:58 AM No.81846152
>>81846148
Bro that's so fucked women have terrible taste
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:59:11 AM No.81846155
>>81846131 (OP)
horrible fucking photo and shave your shitty pube beard too
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:00:25 AM No.81846167
Unironically if you kept the length but did a Viking cut you'd slay.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:00:37 AM No.81846169
>>81846152
I'm just saying make it look neat. The way it looks in that pic will give the impression that he doesn't take care of himself
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:00:51 AM No.81846171
>>81846131 (OP)
no, take a picture outside so it looks like you have a life
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:00:52 AM No.81846172
Yea, homeless vibes
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:01:50 AM No.81846179
>>81846131 (OP)
cavemanmaxxing has never worked
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:24 AM No.81846184
>>81846148
>hagrid isnt a popular look with the ladies
This is why they are subhumans
>>81846131 (OP)
Glad to see you are getting out there, I will keep saying you should Vikingmaxx
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:34 AM No.81846186
>>81846169
>will give the impression that he doesn't take care of himself
i mean...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:03:36 AM No.81846196
>>81846131 (OP)
yes but don't expect to be everyone's type
>>81846139
yes. lots of girls like the bear types
>>81846169
some people dig the wild man look. you can looksmax and miss out on those who do. believe it or not, there are those who valid those who don't just try to emulate everyone else
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:06:29 AM No.81846216
>>81846196
In particular, this anon has been here for years looking like this trying to find his fembot sweetheart. At least as far back as 2017
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:07:31 AM No.81846227
>>81846216
He should date sems
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:08:24 AM No.81846237
>>81846227
I don't think sems is interested in dating honestly
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:09:07 AM No.81846243
>>81846237
He should date beanie then? What other namefags we got, lets try to hook this guy up
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:12:27 AM No.81846277
>>81846148
what are you talking about about. he pulled a literal french baddy and there are plenty of others who would want his girthy cock
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:14:09 AM No.81846293
>>81846131 (OP)
You won't find your fembot sweetheart on apps anon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:14:59 AM No.81846302
>>81846131 (OP)
No girl is going to like that. You look dirty and old and greasy. The only type of people you would attract on dating apps is gay men. And im a fembot
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:20:15 AM No.81846339
>>81846302
how damaged and self loathing does someone have to be to come into threads like these and act like this. do you feel good about yourself? like a big man just busting others balls? how many drugs and how much booze does it take to forget what a miserable wretch you are
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:25:21 AM No.81846373
>>81846131 (OP)
thread theme song right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16y1AkoZkmQ&list=RD16y1AkoZkmQ&start_radio=1
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:36:21 AM No.81846462
>>81846131 (OP)
rms is that you?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:46:25 AM No.81846533
>>81846373
Oh fuck yeah turn that shit up
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:39:29 AM No.81846905
This guy is why we can't find any available femoids on duolicious anymore.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:43:59 AM No.81846929
>>81846131 (OP)
He should trim his beard and take a fucking shower, that hair is greasy asf.

You could get away with the standard MAGA tard look most likely and probably get a 5/10 woman.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:44:35 AM No.81846934
>>81846131 (OP)
You have a genuine rustic aura. Maybe if you donned a cowboy hat you could snag a country girl
An0nymous
7/16/2025, 7:45:47 AM No.81846941
>>81846131 (OP)
very nice beard anon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:02:16 AM No.81847784
>>81846131 (OP)
You look like you go around telling people to install libreoffice
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:08:15 AM No.81848107
>>81846131 (OP)
A smile couldn't hurt
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:04:06 PM No.81848411
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>>81846131 (OP)
thats how i imagine my dwarves in dwarf fortress look like
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:34:06 PM No.81849386
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You look like a very cool guy to me. Do not bow to the pressure of others.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:48:08 PM No.81849511
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>>81846139
I don't know if they are into it, but if any of them are, they probably want it groomed and maintained. The viking type look requires maintenance, ironing, trimming, waxing. It can look presentable and even elegant but it's even more hassle than women's hair that's why most guys just shave.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:24 PM No.81849539
>>81846196
>yes but don't expect to be everyone's type
Back when OKCupid was a thing and people gave star ratings instead of Yes/No swipe, it was shown that it was better to be in the extremes (One 5 star for nine 1 stars) rather than mediocre (a bunch of 3 and 4 stars)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:54:40 PM No.81849582
>>81848411
Do we put OP in a room and pull the lever?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:55:14 PM No.81849587
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>>81849386
even the wizard type beard requires maintenance, like trimming your mustache off your lips to not look like a fucking walrus
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:58:02 PM No.81849616
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>>81846131 (OP)
A little more light yo show off you face put more of a smile, fix up your hair a bit, and make sure you are in the center of the photo, but overall ar least in my eyes good job
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:59:10 PM No.81849628
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>>81849587
>not walrus maxxing
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:07:41 PM No.81849707
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>>81849628
We both know that looks like shit. You can't even eat like a human being if your mustache covers your lips. If you want a beard, maintain it. If you don't treat your beard like a vanity project, you will always look subhuman.