Thread 81846394 - /r9k/ [Archived: 336 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:27:34 AM No.81846394
exasperated
exasperated
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>get to first base with a girl
>she demands I use a condom

it's like her way of saying 'you're not that attractive'
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:39 AM No.81846401
>>81846394 (OP)
i have severe trauma related to that cat picture lmao
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:29:29 AM No.81846410
>>81846394 (OP)
She just doesn't want to get pregnant
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:31:35 AM No.81846428
napoleanbender
napoleanbender
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>>81846410
>Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

-Napoleon Bonaparte (he actually said that)
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:32:14 AM No.81846434
>>81846394 (OP)
She just doesn't want to get pregnant or catch something you retard
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:33:53 AM No.81846446
>>81846410
>>81846434
>i dont want to get pregnant or catch something (aka ur not chad)
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:36:40 AM No.81846466
>>81846434
>noooo you don't get it. a woman that truly loves you would want to take my cum inside her raw and this isn't just an attempt to emotionally manipulate them into what accounts to rape
gods forbid a girl just wants to fuck without worry
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:40:32 AM No.81846492
>>81846428
> based
Napoleon is my spirit animal
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:45:07 AM No.81846524
>>81846466
Fag. You're a fag, simple as.
>gods forbid a girl just wants to fuck without worry
This implies you are ok with promiscuous women, cuck

>>81846492
je suis napoleon
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:48:42 AM No.81846557
>>81846394 (OP)
first base is kissing.
And I have ZERO problem using a condom, in fact, I'd prefer to use it if I don't know the girl... ur crazy if not.
Reason 1: safety from STDs
Reason 2: helps me last longer. Usually, by round 2, she wants me to go raw.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:51:46 AM No.81846579
>>81846557
i thought first base was holding hands
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:01:38 AM No.81846638
>>81846579
That's just sad, or you're 12. Also I'm pretty sure it is a baseball field, because bases.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:04:51 AM No.81846653
>>81846446
Unironically this. Every woman I've been in minus 2 married women had asked me to dick them raw regardless of knowing my std status or risking pregnancy but then again I'm packing that heat
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:05:58 AM No.81846664
>>81846394 (OP)
Isn't first base just kissing with some tongue? Why would you need a condom for that?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:08:10 AM No.81846677
reaction2347932
reaction2347932
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Disgusting sub-human hedonists ITT.

May God destroy the whole earth and burn hedonists alive soon.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:08:33 AM No.81846681
>>81846401
What happened anon, parents went into your room while you were fapping to it
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:10:15 AM No.81846693
>>81846681
no a narc girl ruined all my friendships once and she constantly posted that cat in group chats
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:13:17 AM No.81846712
>>81846524
ok misogynist. I'm not going to bother arguing with someone with an IQ that lowers the entire threads. enjoy posting using technology pioneered by a homosexual
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:16:28 AM No.81846733
>>81846394 (OP)
>first base
>condom
Good one OP
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:18:33 AM No.81846748
>>81846712
>I'm not going to bother arguing with someone with an IQ that lowers the entire threads
SAAAAAARRR
An0nymous
7/16/2025, 7:20:51 AM No.81846762
>>81846394 (OP)
Who cares? Are you going to listen to some dumb bitch?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:21:17 AM No.81846767
karadziceyeroll
karadziceyeroll
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>>81846712
>ok misogynist.
Where do you think you are?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:58:53 AM No.81847407
>>81846394 (OP)
Shit, I'm paranoid enough to never want to get a foid pregnant in case she ruins my life over it.
This is why I prefer post-fertile women.